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Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but earthmc religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good, and some bad. | Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but earthmc religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good, and some bad. | ||
==== <u>Minor Religions and | ==== <u>Minor Religions, Kush's Birthday and Pissism goes Corporate</u> ==== | ||
With Pissism's newfound attention from the documentary, this led to people wanting the same level of fame and new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums. This may have been an excuse to not be crusaded by the Pissists. | With Pissism's newfound attention from the documentary, this led to people wanting the same level of fame and new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums. This may have been an excuse to not be crusaded by the Pissists. | ||
This also leads to a user by the name of [[xRonald_Reaganx]] making outrageous claims about Pissism in chat. Such as stating how it's a cult and it's not ethical. However, he then revealed publicly that he would be making a Protestant sect of Pissism to ''quote-on-quote'' "Fix your mistakes", this angered the general Pissist public, who with help from the Sex Army; Teleported to Ronaldo's nation of [[Imperial_Canada]] and began and intense crusade all across his nation. Afterwards, Ronald's been a lot more quiet about Protestant Pissism, which may have been due to the crusade. | This also leads to a user by the name of [[xRonald_Reaganx]] making outrageous claims about Pissism in chat. Such as stating how it's a cult and it's not ethical. However, he then revealed publicly that he would be making a Protestant sect of Pissism to ''quote-on-quote'' "Fix your mistakes", this angered the general Pissist public, who with help from the Sex Army; Teleported to Ronaldo's nation of [[Imperial_Canada]] and began and intense crusade all across his nation. Afterwards, Ronald's been a lot more quiet about Protestant Pissism, which may have been due to the crusade. | ||
A month later, Remcoms; a Shite of Pissism. Purchases the nation of [[Kaska]]; the Birthplace of Beeism from Beeist Founder RedY0shi for 500 Gold. He makes Pissism the national religion of Kaska, but to appease to the locals he makes Beeism and Pissism joint religions in the area. This important moment in Pissist history would forever hamper Beeism's expansion efforts as the Pissists had owned them now. | |||
On April 20th, 2020. Also known as the "Hundred-year Weed Day". A crusade on the ruins of [[Kush|Pissist Kush]] was set up. As by the time 4/20/20 had struck, Kush's accidental wipe of the bottom had turned one month old. St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee_Pee_Island, St. Remcoms of Kaska, Flame 51 of St. Pierre, and [[Captainpatakis|Captainpatakis of Kheta]] would attend the legendary crusade. | |||
[[File:Kush-0.png|thumb|250x250px|the Ruins of Kush after the Crusade by the Kushites]] | |||
Due to the closest nation to Kush's ruins being closed, They had to trek long and hard all the way from /n spawn Israel through the red sea and through a canal to reach the coming of the four waters that Kush's former capital Pissistan was located on. Due to rules regarding accidentally erased towns and if they can be griefed or not, Pissist Kush was a safehaven for any Pee Pees placed down, and so the Pissists took full advantage of that. With the former town owner's permission, the crusadiers were allowed to place as many PPs as they pleased, thus forming the densest single area of Pee Pees in the entire world, with a mean average of 1 Pee Pee every 12 blocks walked near the outskirts and as close as 1 Pee Pee every 7 blocks near the middle! Along with that, Pissist Kush holds the record for the most different species of PPs in a single area, this includes the normal species, giant PPs, floating PPs, planking PPs, chest PPs, tower PPs, bridge PPs, TNT PPs, and many many more. Once the crusaders had acomplished a notable amount of Pee Pee creation, Dabs crowned himself Sultan Dabs Al Ovar of the Kushites and proclaimed that "we should crusade here again, it was fun" (albeit his new surname was exclusive to the continent of Africa). However, sadly after a half-hour of Pee Pee birthing sessions the crusadiers were attacked by a dedicated griefer and had to flee. However, Flame51 was not part of a town and just kept respawning 10 blocks away. The griefer had tried to remove some of the pee pees however this is very haram and against ballgod and also within the territory of Kush so the Pee Pees returned to kush just like the dolphins to italy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZsRQWsSefM&t=62s A video on the event] would be uploaded by Remcoms to his youtube channel a few hours later. It would be only 10 seconds off from the epic weed number duration and stand at 4 minutes and 10 seconds long. | |||
=== '''Beliefs''' === | === '''Beliefs''' === | ||
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==== <u>Predominantly Pissist towns</u> ==== | ==== <u>Predominantly Pissist towns</u> ==== | ||
[[File:Pissist.png|thumb|373x373px|various expansions of Pissism around the world]] | [[File:Pissist.png|thumb|373x373px|various expansions of Pissism around the world (Circa November 2019, may be out-of-date)]] | ||
* All towns within the nation of Avalon | * All towns within the nation of Avalon | ||
* All towns within the nation of [[Slave]] | * All towns within the nation of [[Slave]] | ||
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* All towns within the nation of South_Canada | * All towns within the nation of South_Canada | ||
* All towns within the nation of Greater_Armenia | * All towns within the nation of Greater_Armenia | ||
* All towns within the nation of Kaska | |||
* All towns within the nation of Canada (won religious war against Canada) | * All towns within the nation of Canada (won religious war against Canada) | ||
* All towns within the nation of Michigan (president used to be part of Avalon) | * All towns within the nation of Michigan (president used to be part of Avalon) | ||
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* '''St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island - '''Shite MattyG2012 is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in pee pee island. He helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against [[Baptiste1006]] | * '''St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island - '''Shite MattyG2012 is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in pee pee island. He helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against [[Baptiste1006]] | ||
* '''St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - '''Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is MattyG2012's brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade. | * '''St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - '''Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is MattyG2012's brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade. | ||
* '''St. Remcoms of | * '''St. Remcoms of Kaska - '''Shite Remcoms had lived in Avalon and Slave in his past-time. He encouraged people to convert to pissism and has been on a few pee pee crusades like the one near Gasepeise where he placed some pee pees outside of its capital, and on the highly notable Kushite Birthday Crusade. He currently owns Kaska, a former Beeist stronghold, and he also has a church in [[Maluku]] which coincidentally the king of Maluku is Remcodd. | ||
==== <u>How do i get entered as a Shite or a Poop?</u> ==== | ==== <u>How do i get entered as a Shite or a Poop?</u> ==== | ||