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== Diplomatic Attempt ==
== Diplomatic Attempt ==
When he caught wind of conversation being held about Rexburg on Cascadia's Discord server, antxasil joined the server to begin diplomatic talks with Cascadia. The Cascadians promptly threatened him and tried to force him to give them over 200 gold, an amount which exceeded the total amount in Rexburg's town bank by at least a factor of 10. Instead of giving into these demands, antxasil bravely stood his ground in the face of overwhelming odds to fulfill his commitment to Mormon Allah to defend the Promised Land, telling the Cascadians to "eat my shit," while replying to them exclusively with gifs. It was at this point that Cascadia decided to send their army after the small town.
When he caught wind of conversation being held about Rexburg on Cascadia's Discord server, antxasil joined the server to begin diplomatic talks with Cascadia. The Cascadians promptly threatened him and tried to force him to give them over 200 gold, an amount which exceeded the total amount in Rexburg's town bank by at least a factor of 10. Instead of giving into these demands, antxasil bravely stood his ground in the face of overwhelming odds to fulfill his commitment to Mormon Allah to defend the Promised Land, telling the Cascadians to "eat my shit," while replying to them exclusively with gifs. It was at this point that Cascadia decided to send their army after the small town.
antxasil's famous words "eat my shit" have since become a rallying cry for Rexburgers.


== The Siege ==
== The Siege ==