Unified Llamaism
What is Llamaism?
Llamaism is a religion created in Yorktown and Michigan. It was created on August 1, 2017. Llamaism is the worship of Llamas. Llamas are supposed to be sacred and the best animal in the whole earth. (Which they are)
The Rules of Llamaism
With Llamaism there comes rules. Here are some rules
1.) Do not eat wheat
2.) Do not eat chicken
3.) Do not hut the Pope
How to worship Llamaism
If you worship Llamaism I encourage you to build Llama churches here are some names you can Name them
1.) St. Jonathin Church
2.) Cusco I Church
3.) Cusco II Church
4.) Cusco III Church
The Llama Bible
The Creation (-1 B.C) BC = Before Creation
Once there was just darkness no light at all of the corners of the universe. Until the Llama God came and made the earth. He put Water in your oceans, food in your farms, Meat for your people. And he dotted the Landscape with Llamas.
Pope Cusco I (0 AC) AC = After Creation
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St. Alexander of Lake Noki (No-KEY) (0 AC)
I woke up and had no idea where I was. I needed water. I stood up and tried to see if I could find any birch trees. I saw one! I started to run to it, I ran so fast that when I got there I couldn't run any more. I finally got my first drink in weeks. I hear a sound like thunder, I perk my head up and I see Fireworks they are red and blues blowing up in the sky. I run to it because I want to know if someone is in trouble. I run for miles until I reach the place. It is a small town on the Coast. The town is called Yorktown. The people there love that I am there. They give me my own outside pen. In the middle of the night. I hear someone walking in the wilderness. And then I fell someone stab me in the back. LoganCreeper50 runs outside and starts hurting Endergames94 because he was hurting me. After a few seconds I die. My remains are delivered back to Lake Noki. And they where put underground in a chest.
The Journey (4 AC)
LoganCreeper50 was in desperate search for a Llama pope. He found someone in Asia that was selling one so he bought it for 8 gold. He took it from Alania all the way down to Iran and then went into the Persian Gulf and road around India and through The Philippians and finally arrived in California. He then proceeded to walk to Yorktown. Then Llama I was crowned pope of Llamaism.
The Split (4 AC)
The old Llamaism didn't like that LoganCreeper50 made a new Llamaism and imported a Llama from Asia. So Llamaism split into two NorthWest Llamaism and Midwest Llamaism. They where trying to prove that they were the superior religion.
The Unification (5 AC)
NorthWest and Midwest Llamaism came to an agreement. If they would replace Pope Llama I with a Llama from the Cusco Bloodline they would Unify so they agreed. So they brought the new and first girl pope, Pope Lumi I. They brought her all they way to Yorktown. And Lumi I and Llama I had the child of Cusco III, They Jesus of Llamaism.
St. Llama (5 AC)
Llama new he was not a pure Cusco llama. He was sent to execution in the Yorktown firepit. He was willing to die for the good of Llamaism. He did not die for the sins of all the Llamas but he died for the greater good of Llamaism.
Llama Robbery (5 AC)
In mid early December, Yorktown and Michigan mayors were working on Llama City. When Yorktown Mayor saw GUI66 stealing the Pope Cusco III and his wife Snowy and there child Cusco IV once Cusco III was stolen Cusco IV became the Pope. but Cusco IV was only the pope for about an hour. The started fighting in The War of Llamas but they didn't get the Llamas back.