Aurora:Beenis Island
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Beenis island is a large town on the island of Wallis - to the west of Sexland and in the north of Tonga.
History
Many great explorers have visited the island often mistakenly called Wallis in the past and set up shelter there. None of these settlements have lasted and their fate has faded into obscurity.
Modern history of Beenis island begins with the great Beehad of 2024 which saw radical Beenism fundamentalists conquer the island during the summer of 2024.
Due to the complexities of dealing with countries born out of religious movements the island remains in a disputed status.
Beenism
The history of Beenis Island is deeply intertwined with the religion of Beenism This happened shortly after Ddolf the conqueror, then a resident of Kuwait had numerous visions showing what he believed to be the true shape of earth, its past and present forms and its interconnection with all the creatures in the universe.
Beenists believe that a devine Island at the edge of the 24h daylight savings border in the pacific was home to Pham - the creator of all living things and all habitable realms. According to Beenist holy scripture this main deity created humans to protect the realm he created, but humans have failed catastrophically in this task. It also contains a prophecy that Pham is due to return on 7.7.2025 to pass judgement over those who have failed in his task. Since he will likely return to the island he once called home, Beenists have taken it upon themselves to restore his domicile to its former glory.
Daily life of believers is determined by the values of Beenism: The duty of all Beenists to pilgrimage to their ancestral land and place at least one dirt block in order to appease their deity. This act or restoring Phams domicile is said to absolve a believing Beenist from his ancestors wrongdoings.
Beenism has countless members[1] around the globe.
Naming
B.E.E.N.I.S. Island (often abreviated Beenis Island) stands for Best Ever Existing Nation In the Sea. Numerous misconseptions about a possible innuendo in relation to the name have been repeatedly rebuked by beenist religious schoolars.
Terraforming Allegations
As discussed previously Beenists are adamant that they did not terraform the Island formerly known as Wallis. They merely reverted the terraforming that was the result of years of neglect from all of humanity, letting Beenis Island shrink to the minuscule rock we call Wallis. As Beenists are only restoring their ancestral land to its former glory they are not in no way terraforming or creating artificial islands - because that would be agains server rules and Beenists have sworn to never break server rules.
Rollback by the racist mods
On 21. August 2024 the racist mods decided to roll back the progress that hard working Beenists had made. They decided to show a clear ethnic bias against the people of Beenis Island on behalf of their religious beliefs. This move garnered international condemnation and has gone down in history as one of the destructions of religious sites of all time. The Kuwaiti ambassador to Beenis Island Ddolf has even gone so far as to call it "9/11 for Beenists" and called for a second great Beehad. With tentions at an all time high resistance organizations have sworn to use guerilla tactics in order to defend their homeland from further attacks. With geopolitical tensions at an all-time high there is no telling what will come next for this beautiful nation.
Beenis Island on the dynmap at the height of its glory.
Beenis Island after the rollback.
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Flag of the resistance movement against the rollback.
Remarks
[1] "Countless" as in "We haven't counted them yet"