Cumminism

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Origins

The idea of Cumminism was founded by GPM_Marcus, a resident of Frederiction, Acadia. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021, the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the Acadian Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party.

Ideology

Cumminism adopts both Democratic and Socialist Ideologies. We also believe that cum is a holy object and shall not be ingested in any way, shape or form. Cumminists don't try to destroy the other ideologies but we believe that they will sucumb to their own flaws and soon end up with true Cumminism.

The CPA and the Cumminist Manifesto

We have a leadership election every year and the person who has the most votes wins and becomes Premier. This Premier is not the ruler of Acadia but will be given a seat on the Acadian National Meeting. The Cumminist Senate will be voting and anyone can apply to be a part of it! DM me to be in the Senate of Cumminism! The Director of State will be hand picked by the Premier from the Senate, Executive Officers and Party Members! Join now to be a part of the future of Acadia. This is the discord link: https://discord.gg/kEnNyBChJ8

The Cumminist Manifesto

A spectre is haunting EarthMC—the spectre of Cumminism. All the Powers of EarthMC have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: The Pissists and Cockservatives, Nationalpiss and Democraps.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Cumministic by its opponents in power?

Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Cumminists, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

l. Cumminism is already acknowledged by all EarthMC Powers to be itself a Power.

ll. It is high time that Cumminists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Cumminism with a Manifesto of the party itself. To this end, Cumminists of various nationalities have assembled in Saint John, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.

The 21st century crapitalists and cockservatives are doomed to be overthrown by our revolutionaries, giving birth to the era of Cumminism. We will abolish the crapitalist lie of private belongings. We will bring fourth a world that belongs to the cumminists. Everyone is equal and the proletariat will become the ruling class. Cumminists of our world, unite.