Donkeyism

Founding's of Donkeyism / Ass-ism.

32Soup sat upon the Holy Donkey and it began to levitate, from there on he sought out that all hear the ways of the donkey, as well as declaring that the water the donkey swam in was holy, he quickly bottled the holy ass water and baptized his fellow men in its assyness.

Cleetus

The Key Ideals Of Ass-ism.

1. . Do not say the holy ones name in vain. ( Example: You fucking donkey. )
2. One must not lay their hand on fellow ass-ist, unless sanctioned.
3. One must not commit thievery on a fellow ass.
4. In order for one to officially rise in church ranks one must bathe in the ass water while a priest lays upon you the word of his holiness.
5. If one wants to go to the holy stateable one must pray every night to an ass.
6. One must not lie with an anti-ass.

Church Ranks

Ass Priest -