The Ball God
The Ball God, sometimes reffered to as The Ballgod, is the deity of Pissism. According to high-ranking officials of Pissism, the Ball God was born on Pissistan, Kush. On Pissism, he is all powerfull.
History
Disclaimer: Almost all of the following information is part of the religion of Pissism.
Origin
The Ball God, according to statements from Shites and former Poops, was born in Kush. Not much is known about the Ball God's origin.
Dabs' meeting with the Ball God.
According to Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT wished to create the town of Pee Pee Island, but he faced complications as Bactrian griefers often griefed his underground base and stole his gold, which he needed to make his town.
When Dabs had lost all hope, he prayed until, one night, the Ball God heard his desperate prayers and he manifested himself in a vision. The vision showed Dabs, leaving his underground base, to meet a group of Bactrian griefers arriving from an ice road. Dabs thought that this would be the end of his dream of making Pee Pee Island until the Ball God, manifested as a giant, shirtless figure, warded the griefers away with the power of ejaculation. Then he turned to Dabs and said:
"I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "Pee Pees" and my powers will keep you safe"
Dabs was completely stunned by this. He asked the Ball God what he should call such a legendary being. The Ball God told him to call him The Ball God, or The Ballgod for short.
Caracteristics
Powers
The Ball God, according to the Pissism canon, is all powerfull and, according to Avalona, sees all. He's virtually indestructible.
Personality
The Ball God is benevolant to Pissists, but can often violently lash out when he is angered.
Other facts
Extra context
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