Plankism

What is worshipped

Plankism is a religion that worships a floating oak plank in a valley between Longyearbyen and Pyramiden.

Foundation

The Religion was founded by Bobberson07 on March 2, 2020, after he saw a floating oak block over a deep valley. He assumed it was a sign, placed by the gods, saying 'Don't break the oak [plank].' He had a vision before he spotted the block, where Fix suddenly flew in front and vanished. He said, 'Don't break the block, or you shall be cursed.'

Members

There are currently no members, since the religion officially ended. See the next section.

Tragic End

The religion officially ended on August 27, 2020. This happened because the Holy plank had ascended back into the heavens, and cannot be worshipped. All members agreed that the plank had come for a certain time, to teach us, and it had to go.