Noobmanism

Noobmanism is a religion founded by Noobman6611,

a man who had a crashout after realising that life is too short not to bark too much and too often. Its followers believe that yapping is the most effective way of making oneself heard and making others laugh, and also represent the crashout as a symbol of resistance and wisdom.

The Bible of Noobmanism

Noobman6611, the prophet of yap and crashout, decided to conquer Noobara, the dictatorship of Noobikraft, elected leader because of his very high level of autism. But Noobman, with his much higher level of autism, won out over Noobikraft thanks to his crashout and his exceptionally high level of yap, and had him slit his wrists after seeing a considerable loss of views on his YouTube videos. Australia was freed from the dictatorship of Noobara, and the people could finally breathe. Noobman was hailed as a hero, and his yap was celebrated as a role model.

On the day of the great apocalypse, Noobman will reappear to judge the living and the dead, and the yogas who manage to make a complete crashout will be the first to be saved. The rest will be consumed by Noobikraft's praying mantises, but Noobman warns them, "Fear not, for Noobikraft's praying mantises are just snack-loving insects".

(PS: Any element related to real events would be fortuitous)

Fundamental principles

1. Yapping is the first commandment.

2. Trolls are sacred protectors.

3. Unpleasant messages are signs of blessing.

4. Jokes are the fruit of wisdom.

5. A crashout is a sign of great destiny.

Key characters

• Noobman6611, the prophet of the yap and the crashout.
• Nooby, the holy protector of trolls.

Rituals

• Daily yapping, which must be done at least once a day.
• Reading unpleasant messages, which is considered a prayer.
• The troll dance, which is supposed to bring divine protection.
• Doing crashouts, which is supposed to bring us as close as possible to the wisdom of Noobman.

Symbols

• The yap (symbol of Noobmanism).
• The troll (symbol of divine protection).
• The joke (symbol of genius).
• The crashout (symbol of wisdom).