Noobmanism

Noobmanism is a religion founded by Noobman6611,

a man who had a crashout after realising that life is too short not to bark too much and too often. Its followers believe that yapping is the most effective way of making oneself heard and making others laugh, and also represent the crashout as a symbol of resistance and wisdom.

Fundamental principles

1. Yapping is the first commandment.

2. Trolls are sacred protectors.

3. Unpleasant messages are signs of blessing.

4. Jokes are the fruit of wisdom.

5. A crashout is a sign of great destiny.

Key characters

• Noobman6611, the prophet of the yap and the crashout.
• Nooby, the holy protector of trolls.

Rituals

• Daily yapping, which must be done at least once a day.
• Reading unpleasant messages, which is considered a prayer.
• The troll dance, which is supposed to bring divine protection.
• Doing crashouts, which is supposed to bring us as close as possible to the wisdom of Noobman.

Symbols

• The yap (symbol of Noobmanism).
• The troll (symbol of divine protection).
• The joke (symbol of genius).
• The crashout (symbol of wisdom).