Nova:Boatism

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Boatism Definition

Boatism is the worship of boats, adherents do so because they feel a connection to the boat. In the religion, all boats are holy although the Pope's boat is the most divine. The Pope's boat is the most holy due to the story of the Sea's by BrotherC3BD a prophet, it goes as following:

I felt at peace at thy sea on my trusty boat. But suddenly, thy clouds turned black and massive, and thy lightning strucketh from thy heavens... Suddenly my boat started rocking back and forth and thy waves crashed into my glorious sea vessel, I was feeling thy impending doom. I started yelling! Thy boat was flying! I felt god lift my heavenly boat and he musteth felt pity for me, a filthy mortal.

Pope

Boatisms Pope is LuxembourgYay, originally from Australia and currently in Alabama