RamRanch
RamRanch is a town in South Sudan. It is run by HectorMowsMyLawn.
History
First Week: The Ram Ranch Cowboys migrated to EarthMC on May 13th 2019. Their leader, HectorMowsMyLawn, knew about the EarthMC server since early 2018, and refound it through ibxtoycat. He met EckssDee on his adventures, who joined him. They moved around searching for a settlement location in various places. They went through Kansas City, Northern Canada, Europe, Niger and finally decided to settle in South Sudan. They had various struggles when trying to create the RamRanch town, but eventually EckssDee was able to create the town, and HectorMowsMyLawn and EckssDee, alongside ILiekChiken and Portughetti, started up the town, building the first town hall and a huge farm.
Second Week: After the first week of mild progress and new residents, one resident leaves and builds their own town near RamRanch. The Council is not happy and has to make some important decisions.
Culture
The Ram Ranch Cowboys are known for their divergent culture. Their culture is highly based on their love of Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald. Often times, they will use cognate words from other languages or references to Grant MacDonald songs and polandball in their vernacular. Here's an example.
English: Give me my ethnostate in South Africa, European Brits.
Cowboy English: gib me my volkstaat in Suid-Afrika, wild europoor britboys.
English: Friend, a lot of African-American women have moved to Zimbabwe
Cowboy English: yo bruh, all these non-coders are in Chimpbabwe/Rhodesia
English: Dear God in Heaven, please save us from our sins
Cowboy English: YO GRANT in VALLHALLA ...! SAVE US FROM BEING STRAIGHTYS ...!
Location
RamRanch is built on the super flat Nile swamp in South Sudan. There are native light forest and shrublands surrounding the town.