San Naranja
San Naranja, (Eng: "Saint Orange"), officially known as ."La antigua colonia de España y la isla de mierda de la costa de Brasil que tiene una colonia en medio del maldito océano de San Naranja" (Eng: "The former colony of Spain and shitty island off the coast of Brazil which has a colony in the middle of the fucking ocean of Saint Orange") is a small island off the coast of Brazil which is currently resident to three official residents (Including El Presidente.), one unofficial resident, and one Israeli citizen. The Island has no official flag due to a lack of resources on the isolated Island, but a plain orange standard is currently being used.
History
Early History
A Siberian nomad by the name of "Khuur" who had recent experience in settling uninhabited hellholes, had settled the Island of San Naranja after a failed settlement of Antarctica the previous year. The Island was originally settled by unknown people who called the Island "Norona", and had left behind a series of signs detailing the Island's history before modern settlement. Khuur settled on the island during hard times and was completely penniless, and had lived on the island without the money to officially settle the town. During this period, the Island was undiscovered by anyone other than Khuur himself.
The 10 Minute Troubles
One early morning on February 6th, 2021, A player had discovered the Island while hunting other people for sport, who then killed Khuur. Khuur then returned to the island after forming a friendship with his murderer, who in turn, the sportsman aided the Island be founded only a few hours later that day.
Modern Settlement
Under the leadership of Khuur "El Presidente", the Island has become a melting pot of Religions.The Island sports the existence of the "San Naranja Baptist Church", "The San Naranja Church of Satan", and "The San Naranja Synagogue". The Island is only halfway to full ownership, with the Western side being completely settled but not claimed by the town yet.
Expansion and Looting Exploration
Khuur's knowledge of the wilderness, looting, and exploration have launched San Naranja in an age of exploration, which in actuality is a glorified name for the Island's Residents pillaging African ruins for anything valuable. This age began on February 10th, 2021, with the Island's wiccan enthusiast pillaging African ruins for anything valuable which jump started the trend into pillaging anything from the advanced civilizations of old. As a result of this, the Island has become richer and is modernizing from Huts to luxurious villas you would see on a 3 star Caribbean resort, with El Presidente's plan to make San Naranja into "The Venice of South America".
Buildings
A few notable buildings and historical sites exist on San Naranja, such as a wooden ship in the San Sombrero bay which is near the San Naranja lighthouse. The San Sombrero Fortress is the biggest structure on the island which houses the residence of "El Presidente" and the Naval Battery. The Naval Battery is a repurposed man-made island made into an impromptu Naval Fortress, which houses both the San Naranja Synagogue and the San Naranja Church of Satan. On the Western side of the island, a village of Stilt Houses which house most of the Island's residents; This village also includes the (Unofficial) Israeli Embassy and Home of the island's only Israeli citizen. Next to the Village is the open-air Baptist Church of San Naranja with a very large cross outside the building. The Church is home to enchantment, crafting, and cooking stations. The Coast of wheat lies on the southern edge of the island, tended by our resident farmer and home to the Island's local satanist and wiccan enthusiast.
Notable People
Out of the Official and Unofficial people that live or have contributed to the island is not only small, but very lackluster.
- "El Presidente" Khuur
- "The local wiccan enthusiast" Maplechild83
- "The Killer of Khuur" MrAstronomic
- "Resident Farmer" Junebug_223
- "The Israeli Diplomat" AstroDave
Government
The government of San Naranja is run solely by "El Presidente" who oversees the building of any structure on the island, the management and distribution of resources, and even obtaining the resources. The citizens are assigned the job of manual labour in the Island's grand mine if they haven't chosen a job, but many have already chosen jobs as farmers or willingly work in the mines. Other than the selective choice of labor for the citizens, the citizens have absolute freedom of how they live on the Island as long as they recognize the leadership of "El Presidente".
Economics
The small "Self-proclaimed Nation" is, undoubtedly, very poor. the Government of San Naranja is putting in the funds into fully claiming the island and establishing a colony on an underwater mound by erecting a stone cross on a stone base which is on the underwater mound. No economic experts are resident on the island.
Diplomacy
San Naranja has no diplomatic relations with any foreign town or nation, but has an unofficial Israeli embassy on the island.
Map & Images
Island of San Naranja
Large Cross outside the San Naranja Baptist Church on the Eastern Side of the Island
Khuur infront of the Island's only colony, "Adidas Unisex-Child Predator 20.3 Indoor Soccer Shoe"
