Spongeism
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What is Spongeism?
Spongeism is the religion of sponges. it believes that sponges absorb all hate and danger to keep us safe so, in return, we worship the sponges as thanks for what they do for us. In spongeism, wet sponges are thought of as bad luck, and it is believed that they should be disposed of. We believe that they represent an object full of hate and danger, so it is disrespectful to have wet sponges. The proper way to dispose of wet sponges is to throw them in fire, making the sponge disappear, and become dry. In spongeism, guardians are respected creatures, as they are thought to "guard" towns that practice spongeism, and keep them safe from enemy nations, or other danger.