The Cactus Man

Template:AgCactus, also known as Reynauld, Reyn, Cocktus, Cheese, Fiji Water is a Lord inside Trinidad and Tobago, and the mayor of Porlamar.

Known for somehow becoming a cancer cell within every single game of Civilisation 5 using religion, Cactus is someone who fights not with sword and shield, but with religion. Thus why he created his religion, Puroism, granted at the time of this being written (18/05/2019), it only has 1 member, being Cactus.

Also, he was a Councillor in Patapolis until someone needed to take over Porlamar, in which Cactus took the job of ruling over Porlamar.