Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War

the current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)

Template:Battle templateThe Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the Poop Dealers and the Penis Inspectors, who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of Illinois. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously. although there is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.

the Gang War

Meeting of the Waters (July.1.2019 - November.21.2019)

at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, India due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of California division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough gold to survive long-term. They had to think for greener pastures. the Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago has been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet. the Penis Inspectors have a very similiar story to the poop dealers, being founded in Vatican. they originally had morals but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions. the Penis Inspectors were forced out of their home town soon after being established. The Italian Peninsula was being divided and warred upon by the forces of Italy and Italia. the Italians accused the Penis Inspectors of supporting the Italians and were forced out of the Vatican. Young and weak, they seeked a new home to start their Penis Inspecting business up again. They Stopped at Brittain, who was interested but was more concerned with other events at the time to set them up, so instead they went across the transatlantic and landed in Canada. They came upon a strange land, one felted with penis-worshipping perverts. They originally saw this as a gross and would go back to europe but the citizens of the nation that they had landed in, Avalon, took the opportunity to buy a handful of penis inspections. the Penis Inspectors agreed as any gold is good gold and soon after they had learnt that these Avalonese do actually worship the very things they inspect and had asked the religious Poop if they could set up shop here. the Poop said yes with glee and gave them a shop plot in Avalon's Capital; Dildo. the Penis Inspectors would make this their new home and would soon have enough gold to expand out of just Avalon. They wanted to make sure they found a good place to set up a second shop, else risk another poverty catastrophe. so the Penis Inspectors looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago had been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Penis Inspectors took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Penis Inspectors of Chicago, they bought a shop plot and began to sell their typical penis inspections. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.

the Geneva Convention II (November.22.2019 - November.30.2019)

the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors historically made first contact when an minimum-wage employee of the Poop Dealers of Chicago was finishing up his shift minus the f and decided to take a walk around town. he went up north when he saw an enchanting windowsill. he originally regarded it as a porn store and went inside thinking thus so. He looked at the menu and suggested the "ball-busting" option, addressing it as receiving a weird sex tape. He paid but was directed over to a special chair. he complied and sat down, a towel was laid around him. "you smell quite fragrant" the worker said to him, yet he thought this was an ironic comment and did not respond. he waited for a good minute before thinking that he might need to get back home to his family when the worker came back with a small wrecking ball and absolutely neutered the employee. The employee, now sterility angry steamed out of the building with his scrotum in a twist. He thought the worker did this out of rage due to the fact that he chose not to respond to the worker's comment. However, this was actually the Penis Inspectors Chicago headquarters, and the "ball-busting" that he had ordered had successfully been delivered. the worker, seeing the employee steam out thought the employee had a kink and ignored him passive-aggressively. Several more of these events would take place, and tension was rising between the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors. There needed to be some discussion and debates else this would escalate

Siege of Warsaw (22.12.2018)

After the Polish defeat in Prague, the coalition army marched east, to Warsaw. Near Warsaw they were met with small resistance that retreated back inside the walls. After a few minor clashes, the fight broke out on Warsaw's eastern wall. There were many casualties, lava and ender pearls were used, and the coalition forces captured the wall, while Polish forces with trying to get them off. Many spectators from other nations like Solomon Islands, Britain, France and came to spectate, however in the chaos they were attacked by both sides, notably Poland and Germany. The battle was technically a draw, as the coalition forces eventually withdrew from the walls, at a very high cost of Polish lives. This was the beginning of the end for Poland.

Raids on Wroclaw

After the Siege of Warsaw, coalition forces, mainly Moravians, Britons and Belgians, started doing small raids on Wroclaw in hopes of some conflict. The raids happened daily, and did little actual damage with no casualties on either side, but had severe effects on Polish morale.

Attack on Szczecin (24.12.2018)

Following the Siege of Warsaw, few days after, coalition forces from Germany, Britain, Spain, Belgium and the middle east took part in an attack on Szczecin. Not too long into the fight, Moravians joined too. The polish fortified a position in the southern part of the town, in front of the walls, and defended it. Few waves of attacks came, but no significant damage was done. MLGTerra, unhappy with the Moravian wanting to take part in the fight, started friendly fire on the Moravians, eventually leading them to withdraw. Near Szczecin took place two significant battles the first battle lasted for a very long time because Poles did not leave their claims, LordBoodster almost died in lava. After that, coalition withdrew. The Poles attacked some members of the coalition army which resulted in the re-emergence of the coalition.

Screen made by a Warsaw resident.

Raid on Warsaw (25.12.2018)

Small Nazi Germany Warsaw raid, one of last "battles" of Great Server War. Nobody died there.

French Front

Raids on France

Work in progres

Siege of Paris (30.12.2018)

Siege of Paris

Siege by mainly Nazi troops, but there were also other soldiers from many countries. France received support from Spain and Portugal and there were more of them than in opposite site, but still the French side lost this siege by 37 deaths on their side and only 3 on the Nazi side.

Iberian Front

Invasion of Spain and Portugal (29.12.2018)

Few battles in Iberia caused by the Nazi invasion of Spain. Most important battle of this invasion was Battle of New Madrid. In battle of New Madrid Nazi's lost only one person, while Spain lost 5.

Middle East Front

Raids on Middle East

Work in Progres

Invasion of Judah (27.12.2018)

Small Nazi forces invaded Israel, and Judah capital. Of course, despite the numerical advantage on the side of Judah, Nazi Germany won.

Northern Front

Work in progres

Peace, end of War. (02.01.2019)

On the 2nd January 2019, Typowy, the Major of Kosice, after some more clashes between him and the Moravian forces, agreed to give up the town. He was invited to the nation, but he proposed he just passes the town to someone else entirely. So, a new mayor was elected, and Moravia paid Typowy 22 Gold so he could make a new town with his voting gold. Later that day, peace was signed.

Aftermath

The war changed how Europe woupd be ran. It also left the space open for the second great server war.