The Pissism Bible

The Pissism Bible is a series of three books on the Haybird Pit at Saint John, Acadia. The books were originally written in Windows Notepad by Matthi3000_ and it is the scripture of Pissism.

The Pissism Bible on the Haybird Pit, Saint John, Acadia.

Creation

While looking in the Pissism wiki page, Matthi3000_ got the simple idea to create a bible for the religion. Matthi would work on the bible in his free time quietly, taking inspiration from the Christian Bible, especially on Genepiss, which is basically a replica of the IRL Genesis. The version of the document first shown on the Haybird Pit was completed on October 4th, 2021. The first version was placed on display on October 16th.

Contents

The Old Testament

The Old Testaments are the original three books presented on the Haybird Pit.

Genepiss

Genepiss is the first book on the entire Pissism Bible. The first chapter describes the creation of EarthMC by the Ball God and Steve and Alex, the first players of the server. They lived on the Garden of the Pee Pee and Levilauo, the devil of Pissism, tempted Alex to eat The Forbidden Carrot. This angered the Ball God, and he expulsed all mobs from the Garden and it was destroyed.

On the second chapter, Steve and Alex create the first community of Kush where the Garden of the Pee Pee existed. The Ancient Bactrians, a group of 14 men and women who left Kush and joined Bactria. They planned to attack and, after 40 years, the Bactrians attacked the Kushites. 14 Kushite men and women created the Kushite Ark and sailed to Pee Pee Island. Basd, the leader of the survivors of Kush, founded the Ancient Pee Pee Island. The Bactrians were protected by Levilauo and were given resources to attack Ancient Pee Pee Island. The Raid of the Pee Pee took place and all of Newfoundland was destroyed, with the Ball God creating a copy of it.

The Book of Dabs and Riley

The Book of Dabs and Riley centers around Dabs_All_OvarYT and Riley_McDonut. It is the longest book of the three originals. The first chapter begins with the arrival of Dabs to Newfoundland to create Pee Pee Island. The Ball God protected Dabs from Bactrian raiders and the Ball God enlightened Dabs with his knowledge. Dabs was also the direct descendance of Basd.

The second chapter is more centered aroun Riley, who was also brought to Newfoundland by the Ball God to found Dildo. Irma, an evil spirit, haunted Riley, but the Ball God protected him. The Ball God told Riley almost exactly what he told Dabs and Riley built the Dildo's Dildo. Dabs and Riley met and the Ball God showed himself for the first time in his true form and not in a vision. He gave the duo the Stone Pee Pee with the Holy Pissism Rules. Dabs and Riley created two exact replicas and the original was buried on Pee Pee Island.

The tales of Pissism

The tales of Pissism is a more general purpose book and one which is still in progress. Not all of it is displayed on the Haybird Pit.

The first chapter describes how SaltedSuris forged a gold armor for the Ball God. He went to spread Pissism on a battle, but he let his guard down and was struck with a sword. The Ball God gave Salted a second chance in life and Salted invited his attacker to join Pissism. The attacker accpeted.

The second chapter is still confidential information.