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== Founding's of Donkeyism / Ass-ism. ==
== Founding of Donkeyism / Ass-ism. ==
32Soup sat upon the Holy Donkey and it began to levitate, from there on he sought out that all hear the ways of the donkey, as well as declaring that the water the donkey swam in was holy, he quickly bottled the holy ass water and baptized his fellow men in its assyness.
On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary.  The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat on Cleetus. [[32Soup]] and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] was unanimously elected as the "Holy Taint" of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Holy Taint [[32Soup]]. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.
{{Picture|image1=[[File:Donkey.png]]|caption1=Cleetus}}
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=== The Key Ideals Of Ass-ism. ===
=== The Key Tenets Of Donkeyism. ===


# . Do not say the holy ones name in vain. ( Example: You fucking donkey. )
# The name of the Messiah figure, Cleetus, must not be used inappropriately.
# One must not lay their hand on fellow ass-ist, unless sanctioned.
# Adherents are not allowed to kill other members of the Church unless sanctioned by a Church authority or the other party involved.
# One must not commit thievery on a fellow ass.
# Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church.
# In order for one to officially rise in church ranks one must bathe in the ass water while a priest lays upon you the word of his holiness.
# In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church.
# If one wants to go to the holy stateable one must pray every night to an ass.
# The only way to get into the Donkeyist afterlife, the Great Stable, is to "pray to ass" every night.
# One must not lie with an anti-ass.
# Adherents are not allowed to lie with Anti-Asses.


=== Church Ranks ===
=== Church Ranks ===
'''Ass Priest''' -They're in charge of a church in a specific town.
'''Ass Priest-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that represent the doctrine of the Church in the cities and towns of EarthMC.


'''Ass Bishop'''- Control of a nations church property as well as the nations churches.
'''Ass Bishop-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a nation's church property.


'''Ass-Cardinal-''' Control of a continents church property as well as the continents churches.
'''Ass Cardinal-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a continent's church property.


'''Ass Pope-''' Control of all church property within the server, and can nominate Cardinals, though other Cardinals have to agree on this.
'''Holy Taint-''' The head of the Donkeyist religion. The elected Ass Pop controls all church property within the server and can nominate Ass Cardinals, though other Ass Cardinals have to agree on this.
[[Category:Religions]]

Latest revision as of 23:24, 8 May 2022

Founding of Donkeyism / Ass-ism.

On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player 32Soup sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary. The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player 32Soup sat on Cleetus. 32Soup and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". 32Soup was unanimously elected as the "Holy Taint" of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Holy Taint 32Soup. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.


The Key Tenets Of Donkeyism.

  1. The name of the Messiah figure, Cleetus, must not be used inappropriately.
  2. Adherents are not allowed to kill other members of the Church unless sanctioned by a Church authority or the other party involved.
  3. Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church.
  4. In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church.
  5. The only way to get into the Donkeyist afterlife, the Great Stable, is to "pray to ass" every night.
  6. Adherents are not allowed to lie with Anti-Asses.

Church Ranks

Ass Priest- Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that represent the doctrine of the Church in the cities and towns of EarthMC.

Ass Bishop- Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a nation's church property.

Ass Cardinal- Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a continent's church property.

Holy Taint- The head of the Donkeyist religion. The elected Ass Pop controls all church property within the server and can nominate Ass Cardinals, though other Ass Cardinals have to agree on this.

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