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==== The God of Jewtsuist Immortality ====

''When TsuSauce 'died' on 12/26/2019, he emerged into the Jewtsuist afterlife. When he arrived, he saw the two gods of Jewtsuism in front of his eyes, Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. They noticed his effort in finding ways to stay a live in the world of EarthMC with the power of summoning Jewtsuist Alternates. While TsuSauce had the enhanced powers of luck and grind from being a reincarnation of No_Jewtsu, the primary god, Jewtsu gave him special powers. The power that TsuSauce obtained from Jewtsu was the power to reincarnate anyone and control them. This power gave TsuSauce indirect immortality in the EarthMC world. However, this power must be used wisely. If abused, then the higher gods (moderators) would frown upon the act and so will Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu.''

''When TsuSauce 'died' on 12/26/2019, he emerged into the Jewtsuist afterlife. When he arrived, he saw the two gods of Jewtsuism in front of his eyes, Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. They noticed his effort in finding ways to stay a live in the world of EarthMC with the power of summoning Jewtsuist Alternates. While TsuSauce had the enhanced powers of luck and grind from being a reincarnation of No_Jewtsu, the primary god, Jewtsu gave him special powers. The power that TsuSauce obtained from Jewtsu was the power to reincarnate anyone and control them. This power gave TsuSauce indirect immortality in the EarthMC world. However, this power must be used wisely. If abused, then the higher gods (moderators) would frown upon the act and so will Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. This power was called Alting.''

==== The Murder of TsuSauce ====

In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''Jewtsu's Dildo'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.

==== The Last Reincarnation ====

No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.

==== California Notices Jewtsuism ====

In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.

== <nowiki/>The Gods of Jewtsuism ==

'''Jewtsu''' - A mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.

'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism.

'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. No_Jewtsu would later consume the third god of Jewtsuism, TsuSauce, in order to obtain the power of reincarnation into other EMC players.

~~'''TsuSauce''' - A reincarnation of~~ No_Jewtsu ~~who was killed by~~ the ~~higher gods (moderators) on 12/26/2019. This~~ god ~~has the power to reincarnate anyone and control them~~, ~~granting him indirect immortality~~ in the ~~EarthMC world~~.

== Opposing Gods of Jewtsuism ==

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"'''The Bible of Jewtsuism"''' - The original bible that was created on 11/19/18 by No_Jewtsu. It sits in the Town Hall of [[Lake Tahoe]] as of now.

"The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" - The altered version of the original bible made by Nick of [[Nova Scotia]]. It's location is unknown, but it's suspected to lie somewhere in [[Stephenville]] or Nick's unreachable corpse. The date of creation is unknown, but it was created in early December.

"The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" - The altered version of the original bible made by Nick of [[Nova Scotia]]. It's location is unknown, but it's suspected to lie somewhere in [[Stephenville]] or Nick's unreachable corpse. The exact date of creation is unknown, but it was created in early December.

'''[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CfPEoKNBfwzlZUExqZPjn_DKXDON958VwBfdKgxoXmE/edit?usp=sharing Improved Raw Bible of Jewtsuism (IRBJ)]'''- The slightly edited version original bible created on 11/19/18. Edited a little bit for grammatical errors and organization. IRBJ founded 11/6/19.

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 ==== <u>The God of Jewtsuist Immortality</u> ====
-''When TsuSauce 'died' on 12/26/2019, he emerged into the Jewtsuist afterlife. When he arrived, he saw the two gods of Jewtsuism in front of his eyes, Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. They noticed his effort in finding ways to stay a live in the world of EarthMC with the power of summoning Jewtsuist Alternates. While TsuSauce had the enhanced powers of luck and grind from being a reincarnation of No_Jewtsu, the primary god, Jewtsu gave him special powers. The power that TsuSauce obtained from Jewtsu was the power to reincarnate anyone and control them. This power gave TsuSauce indirect immortality in the EarthMC world. However, this power must be used wisely. If abused, then the higher gods (moderators) would frown upon the act and so will Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu.''
+''When TsuSauce 'died' on 12/26/2019, he emerged into the Jewtsuist afterlife. When he arrived, he saw the two gods of Jewtsuism in front of his eyes, Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. They noticed his effort in finding ways to stay a live in the world of EarthMC with the power of summoning Jewtsuist Alternates. While TsuSauce had the enhanced powers of luck and grind from being a reincarnation of No_Jewtsu, the primary god, Jewtsu gave him special powers. The power that TsuSauce obtained from Jewtsu was the power to reincarnate anyone and control them. This power gave TsuSauce indirect immortality in the EarthMC world. However, this power must be used wisely. If abused, then the higher gods (moderators) would frown upon the act and so will Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu. This power was called Alting.''
+==== <u>The Murder of TsuSauce</u> ====
+In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''<u>Jewtsu's Dildo</u>'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.
+==== <u>The Last Reincarnation</u> ====
+No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.
+==== <u>California Notices Jewtsuism</u> ====
+In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.
 == <nowiki/>The Gods of Jewtsuism ==
 '''Jewtsu''' - A mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.
-'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism.
+'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. No_Jewtsu would later consume the third god of Jewtsuism, TsuSauce, in order to obtain the power of reincarnation into other EMC players.
-'''TsuSauce''' - A reincarnation of No_Jewtsu who was killed by the higher gods (moderators) on 12/26/2019. This god has the power to reincarnate anyone and control them, granting him indirect immortality in the EarthMC world.
 == Opposing Gods of Jewtsuism ==
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 "'''The Bible of Jewtsuism"''' - The original bible that was created on 11/19/18 by No_Jewtsu. It sits in the Town Hall of [[Lake Tahoe]] as of now.
-"The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" - The altered version of the original bible made by Nick of [[Nova Scotia]]. It's location is unknown, but it's suspected to lie somewhere in [[Stephenville]] or Nick's unreachable corpse. The date of creation is unknown, but it was created in early December.
+"The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" - The altered version of the original bible made by Nick of [[Nova Scotia]]. It's location is unknown, but it's suspected to lie somewhere in [[Stephenville]] or Nick's unreachable corpse. The exact date of creation is unknown, but it was created in early December.
 '''[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CfPEoKNBfwzlZUExqZPjn_DKXDON958VwBfdKgxoXmE/edit?usp=sharing Improved Raw Bible of Jewtsuism (IRBJ)]'''- The slightly edited version original bible created on 11/19/18. Edited a little bit for grammatical errors and organization. IRBJ founded 11/6/19.

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