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'''''This article describes a current event. Information may become outdated as the situation unfolds. Last updated 9th of December 2021, at 16:04 EST.''''' | '''''This article describes a current event. Information may become outdated as the situation unfolds. Last updated 9th of December 2021, at 16:04 EST.''''' | ||
The '''Siege of Rexburg,''' also known as '''''The Crusade of Rexburg''''' or '''''The Pissist Restoration of Rexburg''''', | The '''Siege of Rexburg,''' also known as '''''The Crusade of Rexburg''''' or '''''The Pissist Restoration of Rexburg''''', was a conflict between the [[Mormonic State of Idaho and Utah|MSIU]], and [[Cascadia]] with their allies, centered around the Mormon town of [[Rexburg]]. The conflict was triggered by the [[International Blockade of Rexburg]] late one night on 5 December 2021.{{BattleTemplate|caption=Cascadia occupies Rexburg's warehouse|strength1=[[File:Cascadia.png|30px]] [[Cascadia]] (4)<br> | ||
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[[File:RexburgPissChurch.png|thumb|St. Scorpionzzx Church of Pissism, built during the siege|alt=]] | [[File:RexburgPissChurch.png|thumb|St. Scorpionzzx Church of Pissism, built during the siege|alt=]] | ||
However, there was a tragic miscommunication with the townmembers of Rexburg, who thought that the Pee Pee structures were weapons of griefing, and not the usherers of peace they actually are. As a result, Santacruiser had also been given the same status any Cascadian had in Rexburg, and he had to retreat. Instead of listening to Santacruiser's prophecies, Antxasil organized several suicide bombings of the church, which resulted in the destruction of the St. Scorpionzzx Church.[[File:RexburgPissDestroyed.png|thumb|The Church after the second suicide bombing|alt=|left]] | However, there was a tragic miscommunication with the townmembers of Rexburg, who thought that the Pee Pee structures were weapons of griefing, and not the usherers of peace they actually are. As a result, Santacruiser had also been given the same status any Cascadian had in Rexburg, and he had to retreat. Instead of listening to Santacruiser's prophecies, Antxasil organized several suicide bombings of the church, which resulted in the destruction of the St. Scorpionzzx Church.[[File:RexburgPissDestroyed.png|thumb|The Church after the second suicide bombing|alt=|left]] | ||
The whole of the Pissist community turned their attention to Rexburg, their new enemy whom must be converted. Cascadia became aware of the possibility of victory after this event, as a large swath of nations who were formerly neutral in the conflict were of the religion of Pissism, (such as [[Acadia]] or [[Québec]]) and with their support, Cascadia concieved a thought of winning their battle. This war was now a religious one; [[Rexburg's Phantom Crusade|a crusade]]. Santacruiser, now allies with Dogster and [[Oilerator]], the Cascadian Governor of | The whole of the Pissist community turned their attention to Rexburg, their new enemy whom must be converted. Cascadia became aware of the possibility of victory after this event, as a large swath of nations who were formerly neutral in the conflict were of the religion of Pissism, (such as [[Acadia]] or [[Québec]]) and with their support, Cascadia concieved a thought of winning their battle. This war was now a religious one; [[Rexburg's Phantom Crusade|a crusade]]. Santacruiser, now allies with Dogster and [[Oilerator]], the Cascadian Governor of Haida, feigned a retreat in order to catch a few members of Rexburg off guard, but the lone members of Rexburg instead claimhid. The offensive was called off for the night. | ||
== Neutral Observer Corps Mission == | == Neutral Observer Corps Mission == | ||
The [[Neutral Observer Corps]], or NOC, is a sector of the [[Albert Defense Force]], or ADF, enacting an ongoing operation in the Wyoming area where Rexburg resides. The NOC pleads that "other participants are welcome to participate in the NOC regardless of nationality", enhancing their diversity and firepower at the same time. Alberta was originally a participant in the international occupation of Rexburg with [[32Oreo]], the former Governor of Athabasca, being present during the blockade, but following the escalation brought forth by Rexburg, it revised its operation to a strictly neutral role observing the conflict for wrongdoing by both sides, similar to what Santacruiser's mission had been before the miscommunication, with the exception that Santacruiser wished to end the conflict with the power of Pissism, while the NOC monitors the battle for violations of our most basic human rights. To gain a bird's eye view of the battles while not participating in them, The NOC established small observation posts outside of Rexburg by the end of the fifth of December. | The [[Neutral Observer Corps]], or NOC, is a sector of the [[Albert Defense Force|Alberta Defense Force]], or ADF, enacting an ongoing operation in the Wyoming area where Rexburg resides. The NOC pleads that "other participants are welcome to participate in the NOC regardless of nationality", enhancing their diversity and firepower at the same time. Alberta was originally a participant in the international occupation of Rexburg with [[32Oreo]], the former Governor of Athabasca, being present during the blockade, but following the escalation brought forth by Rexburg, it revised its operation to a strictly neutral role observing the conflict for wrongdoing by both sides, similar to what Santacruiser's mission had been before the miscommunication, with the exception that Santacruiser wished to end the conflict with the power of Pissism, while the NOC monitors the battle for violations of our most basic human rights. To gain a bird's eye view of the battles while not participating in them, The NOC established small observation posts outside of Rexburg by the end of the fifth of December. | ||
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