Newmanism

Newmanism is an Oceano-Asiatic religion based mainly on Kobist Craftism, Sheepism, Stonism & Shrekism.

Religious Texts

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Creation of the Gods

In the beginning, Chaos was the sole entity in existence. From this primordial Chaos emerged Stonius, an omnipotent god whose immense power was too great to be contained within a single being. To manage this overwhelming power, Stonius divided himself into four distinct deities: Dark Stonius, Dioritus, Granischus, and Andesita. These four gods endeavored to create our reality on multiple occasions, but their efforts were repeatedly thwarted.

The Rise of the Ogre Gods

To overcome their creative impasse, the four gods conceived ogre gods, each successive generation inheriting a fraction of their divine power. Over billions of generations, the world became fragmented into millions of small ogre kingdoms. Among these ogre gods, one stood out: Shrek, who possessed an unprecedented power that enabled him to vanquish all other ogre gods and their respective kingdoms.

The Creation of The Craft

Seeking to harness the collective powers of his defeated opponents, as well as his own, while preserving his consciousness, Shrek created The Craft. This divine entity was forged from the essence of Shrek himself and the combined powers of all the ogre gods. The Craft brought an end to the ogre world, birthing our reality in its place.

Sheep's Prophecy

Sheep's Revelation

KobiKraft, the king of Pilbara and Sudan was visited by a sheep from space who could see part of the future, he informed Kobi of a prophecy, according to which one of his disciples will become the benevolent and most powerful incarnation of The Craft. Kobi, while continuing to teach his disciples his principles, saw that one of them stood out from all thanks to a deep understanding of the world and this person was none other than Newman6611 to whom he decided to entrust the creation of New-Prague to the east of Onslow Bay.

Advent of Newman

The advent of Newman begin with the grand prophete Newman6611 who went to hear the words of Kobi to create a land inland protected by the Craft. Newman6611 agreed to follow Kobi's words and with his army of Teutonic Knights and Hussites, he created New-Prague, the sacred land of the gods on the vaunted Terra Australis. After all this Newman6611 began the education of of his principles which Newmanism will inherit to his disciples, he taught them to help each other and thanks to mystical powers, he knew how to calm all famines and make all kinds of toxic herbs edible. This power attracted Woomy2k9's jealousy and killed him by pushing him towards a ravine. Newman6611 was no longer from the world of the living and was reincarnated as a divinity unter the name of God Newman who subdued Woomy2k9 from his peach trees and purified him to put him at his orders.

Notable Figures

• The Craft - A sentient essence which guides reality.
• Newman - God who the beneficial and the most powerful incarnation of the Craft and a ancient prophet and a ancient disciple of Kobi.
• Shrek - an ancient god and the main composition of The Craft who he controlling it without any influence of good or evil, his soul can appear in the physical world in the form of a sheep landed from space that sees a part of the future
• Stonius - The first god and the powerful god who existed, his 4 incarnations have become under the will of The Craft, the pillars that supports the earth in blocks of the same name.
• Trouble - The evil incarnation of the Craft who use handling and malice for gain more power.
• Kobi - Grandest prophet and the most powerful manifestation of God Newman who guided Newman for become a god.
• Woomy - One of the disciples of the Newman who corrupted by Trouble for kill him and after Newman purified him, he became a great ally of this.
• FatCat - One of the disciples and above all the best warrior, and strategist of Newman who helped him notably in the war of the Legendary Destiny against Woomy and Trouble.
• KingBacon - One of the disciples and spy of Newman, notable ennemy of Trouble.
• UnitiveBog & GalaxyGaming - The more important disciples of Kobi.
• Aran - A human prophet who was chosen by God Newman to preach.
• Seraphina - A faithful disciple who helped re-establish society under The Craft.
• Malachar - A resentful heretic responsible for establishing Trouble in the physical world.
• Arkon - A once talented artisan who turned to Trouble.
• Elara - The daughter of Seraphina who discovered Sanctara.
• Caesar & Koba - The first humans.
• The 9 Golems - Carriers of the pillars of the Earth.
• Alaric - A woodcutter, the only living being to have witnessed Lignumia.

Command Tables

Number	Command
I	You will bow down to Newman
II	You will build in the name of Newmanism
III	You will defend Newmanism
IV	You will respect Newmanism in all its forms
V	You will help your colleagues
VI	you will not blaspheme Newmanism
VII	You will be considerate of your neighbor