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''' | '''Newmanism''' is an Oceano-Asiatic religion based mainly on '''[[Craftism#Kobi|Kobist Craftism]]''', '''[[Sheepism]]''', '''[[Stonism]]''' & '''[https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Shrekism Shrekism]'''. His holy towns are '''[[New-Prague]]''', '''[[Aurora:Onfast_Bay|Onfast]]''' & '''[[Pilsy]]'''. (Today it is almost no longer practiced. But it became popular again when a big sigma know as Tinkered decided to convert to it.) | ||
= | =Religious Texts= | ||
==Genese== | ==Genese== | ||
===Creation of Gods=== | |||
In the beginning, '''Chaos''' was the sole entity in existence. From this primordial Chaos emerged '''Stonius''', an omnipotent god whose immense power was too great to be contained within a single being. To manage this overwhelming power, '''Stonius''' divided himself into four distinct deities: '''Dark Stonius''', '''Dioritus''', '''Granischus''', and '''Andesita'''. These four gods endeavored to create our reality on multiple occasions, but their efforts were repeatedly thwarted. | In the beginning, '''Chaos''' was the sole entity in existence. From this primordial Chaos emerged '''Stonius''', an omnipotent god whose immense power was too great to be contained within a single being. To manage this overwhelming power, '''Stonius''' divided himself into four distinct deities: '''Dark Stonius''', '''Dioritus''', '''Granischus''', and '''Andesita'''. These four gods endeavored to create our reality on multiple occasions, but their efforts were repeatedly thwarted. | ||
===Rise of Ogre Gods=== | |||
To overcome their creative impasse, the four gods conceived ogre gods, each successive generation inheriting a fraction of their divine power. Over billions of generations, the world became fragmented into millions of small ogre kingdoms. Among these ogre gods, one stood out: '''Shrek''', who possessed an unprecedented power that enabled him to vanquish all other ogre gods and their respective kingdoms. | To overcome their creative impasse, the four gods conceived ogre gods, each successive generation inheriting a fraction of their divine power. Over billions of generations, the world became fragmented into millions of small ogre kingdoms. Among these ogre gods, one stood out: '''Shrek''', who possessed an unprecedented power that enabled him to vanquish all other ogre gods and their respective kingdoms. | ||
===Creation of The Craft=== | |||
Seeking to harness the collective powers of his defeated opponents, as well as his own, while preserving his consciousness, '''Shrek''' created '''The Craft'''. This divine entity was forged from the essence of '''Shrek''' himself and the combined powers of all the ogre gods. '''The Craft''' brought an end to the ogre world, birthing our reality in its place. | Seeking to harness the collective powers of his defeated opponents, as well as his own, while preserving his consciousness, '''Shrek''' created '''The Craft'''. This divine entity was forged from the essence of '''Shrek''' himself and the combined powers of all the ogre gods. '''The Craft''' brought an end to the ogre world, birthing our reality in its place. | ||
==Sheep's Prophecy== | |||
===Sheep's Revelation=== | |||
'''KobiKraft''', the king of '''[[Aurora:Pilbara|Pilbara]]''' and '''[[Nova:Sudan|Sudan]]''' was visited by a sheep from space who could see part of the future, he informed '''Kobi''' of a prophecy, according to which one of his disciples will become the benevolent and most powerful incarnation of '''The Craft'''. '''Kobi''', while continuing to teach his disciples his principles, saw that one of them stood out from all thanks to a deep understanding of the world and this person was none other than '''Newman6611''' to whom he decided to entrust the creation of '''[[New-Prague]]''' to the east of '''[[Aurora:Onslow Bay|Onslow Bay]]'''. | '''KobiKraft''', the king of '''[[Aurora:Pilbara|Pilbara]]''' and '''[[Nova:Sudan|Sudan]]''' was visited by a sheep from space who could see part of the future, he informed '''Kobi''' of a prophecy, according to which one of his disciples will become the benevolent and most powerful incarnation of '''The Craft'''. '''Kobi''', while continuing to teach his disciples his principles, saw that one of them stood out from all thanks to a deep understanding of the world and this person was none other than '''Newman6611''' to whom he decided to entrust the creation of '''[[New-Prague]]''' to the east of '''[[Aurora:Onslow Bay|Onslow Bay]]'''. | ||
===Newman's Advent=== | |||
The advent of '''Newman''' begin with the grand prophete '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' who went to hear the words of '''Kobi''' to create a land inland protected by the '''Craft'''. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' agreed to follow '''Kobi''''s words and with his army of Teutonic Knights and Hussites, he created '''[[New-Prague]]''', the sacred land of the gods on the vaunted '''Terra Australis'''. After all this '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' began the education of of his principles which Newmanism will inherit to his disciples, he taught them to help each other and thanks to mystical powers, he knew how to calm all famines and make all kinds of toxic herbs edible. This power attracted '''[[Woomy2k9]]''''s jealousy and killed him by pushing him towards a ravine. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' was no longer from the world of the living and was reincarnated as a divinity unter the name of '''God Newman''' who subdued '''[[Woomy2k9]]''' from his peach trees and purified him to put him at his orders. | The advent of '''Newman''' begin with the grand prophete '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' who went to hear the words of '''Kobi''' to create a land inland protected by the '''Craft'''. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' agreed to follow '''Kobi''''s words and with his army of Teutonic Knights and Hussites, he created '''[[New-Prague]]''', the sacred land of the gods on the vaunted '''Terra Australis'''. After all this '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' began the education of of his principles which Newmanism will inherit to his disciples, he taught them to help each other and thanks to mystical powers, he knew how to calm all famines and make all kinds of toxic herbs edible. This power attracted '''[[Woomy2k9]]''''s jealousy and killed him by pushing him towards a ravine. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' was no longer from the world of the living and was reincarnated as a divinity unter the name of '''God Newman''' who subdued '''[[Woomy2k9]]''' from his peach trees and purified him to put him at his orders. | ||
=Notable Figures= | =Notable Figures= | ||
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* '''Pritchy''' - A random prophet | * '''Pritchy''' - A random prophet | ||
* '''Tinkered''' - Big sigma | * '''Tinkered''' - Big sigma | ||
=Command Tables= | |||
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|VII || '''You will be considerate of your neighbor''' | |VII || '''You will be considerate of your neighbor''' | ||
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=Original texts= | |||
==Genese== | |||
===Stvoření bohů=== | |||
Na počátku byl '''Chaos''' jedinou existující entitou. Z tohoto prvotního Chaosu se vynořil '''Stonius''', všemocný bůh, jehož nesmírná moc byla příliš velká na to, aby se vešla do jediné bytosti. Aby tuto ohromnou moc zvládl, rozdělil se '''Stonius''' na čtyři různá božstva: '''Temný Stonius''', '''Dioritus''', '''Granischus''' a '''Andesita'''. Tito čtyři bohové se několikrát pokusili vytvořit naši realitu, ale jejich snahy byly opakovaně zmařeny. | |||
===Vzestup zlobřích bohů=== | |||
Aby překonali svou tvůrčí bezvýchodnou situaci, zplodili čtyři bohové lidožravé bohy, přičemž každá následující generace zdědila zlomek jejich božské moci. V průběhu miliard generací se svět rozdrobil na miliony malých lidožroutských království. Mezi těmito lidožroutskými bohy vynikal jeden: '''Shrek''', který měl nebývalou moc, jež mu umožnila porazit všechny ostatní zlobří bohy a jejich království. | |||
===Stvoření Řemesla=== | |||
Ve snaze využít kolektivní síly svých poražených protivníků i své vlastní a přitom si zachovat své vědomí vytvořil '''Shrek''' '''Řemeslo'''. Tato božská entita byla vytvořena z esence samotného '''Shreka''' a kombinovaných sil všech zlobřích bohů. '''Řemeslo''' ukončilo zlobří svět a na jeho místě zrodilo naši realitu. | |||
==Ovčí proroctví== | |||
===Ovčí zjevení=== | |||
'''KobiKrafta''', krále '''[[Aurora:Pilbara|Pilbara]]''' a '''[[Nova:Sudan|Súdán]]''' navštívil ovce z vesmíru, který viděl část budoucnosti, informoval '''Kobiho''' o proroctví, podle kterého se jeden z jeho žáků stane laskavou a nejmocnější inkarnací '''Řemesla''''. '''Kobi''', zatímco dál učil své žáky svým zásadám, viděl, že jeden z nich vyniká mezi všemi díky hlubokému porozumění světu, a tou osobou nebyl nikdo jiný než '''Newman6611''', kterému se rozhodl svěřit vytvoření '''[[New-Prague]]''' na východě '''[[Aurora:Onslow Bay|Onslow Bay]]'''. | |||
===Newmanův příchod=== | |||
Příchod '''Newmana''' začíná velkým prorokem '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''', který se vydal vyslechnout slova '''Kobiho''', aby vytvořil zemi ve vnitrozemí chráněnou '''Řemeslem'''. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' souhlasil, že se bude řídit slovy '''Kobiho'''a se svým vojskem teutonských rytířů a husitů vytvořil'''' [[New-Prague]]'''', posvátnou zemi bohů na opěvované '''Terra Australis'''. Po tom všem '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' zahájil výuku svých zásad, které newmanismus zdědí jeho žáci, naučil je pomáhat si navzájem a díky mystickým silám uměl utišit všechny hladomory a učinit jedlými všechny druhy jedovatých bylin. Tato moc přitáhla '''[[Woomy2k9]]'''' žárlivost a zabila ho tím, že ho strčila k rokli. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' už nebyl ze světa živých a převtělil se do božstva pod jménem '''Bůh Newman''', který si podmanil '''[[Woomy2k9]]''' z broskvoní a očistil ho, aby mu rozkazoval. | |||
==Významné postavy== | |||
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! Číslo !! Příkaz | |||
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| I || '''Budeš se klanět Newmanovi''' | |||
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|II || '''Budete stavět ve jménu newmanismu''' | |||
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|III || '''Budeš bránit newmanismus''' | |||
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|IV || '''Budeš respektovat newmanismus ve všech jeho podobách''' | |||
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|V || '''Budeš pomáhat svým kolegům''' | |||
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|VI || '''nebudeš se rouhat newmanismu''' | |||
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|VII || '''Budeš ohleduplný ke svému bližnímu''' | |||
|} | |} | ||