Oretin
"We go out in a blazing hell of autism." - Oretin, 2018Template:Alexander's TemplateOretin_ was a player on EarthMC that joined on May 29, 2017. He is known for being close with 73beetle, and joining most of his towns. He is seen as an important figure in German history, as he served as Prasident and Kanzler of Austria in June of 2017, for a short time, was the leader of The Netherlands, a Minister of the Second German Empire, High Chancellor of the Second Austrian Empire and Minister of Propaganda in the Third German Empire, Manager of the Munich Times, a veteran of most wars fought by Austria and Germany, as well as being one of the founding members of the Dab Army/Dabmacht, not to mention creating the name, and has played major roles in German history, going all the way back to May 2017. In Terra Nova, Oretin founded the nation of Panama along with paperpikmin, and served in the Casa de Oligarquia (House of Oligarchs), as well as being the second president of the Republic of Panama.
Towns
- Graz (Founder, Mayor)
- Amsterdam (Founder, Mayor)
- Hoshido (Founder, Fell within first hour of existence)
- Old Suez (Founder of old Suez)
- Munich (Chancellor)
- Bering (Founder)
- Bern (Resident)
- Madrid (Resident)
- Munich, second time (Chancellor)
- Vienna-Graz (Chancellor)
- New Graz (Founder, Mayor)
- Panama City (President of Panama)
History
- Classic, Austria, Germany -
First Austrian Republic and Tortugas
Oretin joined on May 29, 2017. He didn't do much until about two hours after he joined, when he was offered to create the town of Graz, this opportunity came when 73beetle gave him the decison. He agreed, and this town would become his home for most of the time spent here. Not long after joining, Oretin
and KRN0530 were mining in southern Africa, where it had been discovered there was a surplus of diamonds. When they were still mining, KRN0530 received a tpa request from someone named JudeSeife, he accepted, under the impression Jude wanted to tp to KRN, and not KRN to Jude. It was a tp kill. The second KRN had arrived he was killed by Jude and Kaitala. This is what sparked the Tortugas Conflict. Oretin returned to Graz, with the intent of telling Beetle what had happened. He went to Vienna, and informed beetle, EthanMineKing also informed him, as he had been tp killed as well. 9 Austrian soldiers left Austria that day to what would be the first of three encounters with
Tortugas. The first was when 9 soldiers attacked the town, it was a success, as Jude and Kait did not see it coming. The second encounter was a total failure. KRN0530 and Beetle were both killed in this time. two others were also killed. In between the second and third encounters, Oretin was elected Prasident of Austria. during his time as Prasident, he liberated Bern so it could become a free state, and also tried to patch up relations to Tortugas. This proved futile. the third
encounter was the straw that broke the camels back. Tortugan forces attacked Graz and Vienna by placing lava in towns that took months to build. this was when Beetle tried to turn off the perms that would prevent Jude and Kait from attacking, but a fatal error was made. In the process, Jude and Kait invaded the Vienna Storage and took 4 stacks of gold. In his rage, Beetle disbanded the town of Vienna. Oretin refused to let Graz go into Tortugan hands, so he always had someone in charge of it, no matter where he was. Shortly after this, Bern also fell into Tortugan hands, where Oretin had been staying.
Oretin had the idea of moving to Japan, where he did, however the town he founded , Hoshido, was attacked by Tortugan forces within an hour of creation, forcing Oretin to let it go. Next, Oretin and Beetle joined Ventus in Egypt, where they were given the option to create Suez. Oretin became the leader of this short-lived town.
Oretin left Suez and joined Munich, where beetle had recently become mayor, so he could particpate in fighting Tortugas alongside Germany. It was during this time period that Oretin went missing for over a month. He didn't return until August 2, 2017, when he came back to Beetles Lisbon, which was part of Spain. Oretin lived in Spain for the rest of the month. At the end of the month, Lisbon fell and he joined Madrid, where he lived for about 2 days.
Bering, Amsterdam, PraxisMC
Oretin returned to Graz, and shortly after moved to Bering, a town he founded on the coast of the Bering Strait. Shortly after founding these, he passed the position of mayor to Landrew1, and moved to Amsterdam, where He and beetle reunited, along with fellow Austrians, this is where it was decided that Austria would be reformed. This never followed through however. He went inactive and almost quit along with other players to play on Praxis, which was seen as a better server at the time.
Munich, Iron Cross, Minister of the Second Empire, Bavaria
He returned to the server after about two months and joined Munich, run by 73beetle. Due to being the "perfect German" according to caarliitoo, he was one of the first to be rewarded the Iron Cross. Not much longer later, he became a minister of Germany, or a council member. However, only a few weeks later, the town of Munich seceded from Germany, and 73beetle created the nation of Bavaria, which later became, Austria, which Oretin was granted the title of Kanzler in, becoming co-leader in Austria once again. After about 3 days of Austria existing, Adolf_Hitlar was unbanned, which caused a brief unification of every Germanic nation, Germania.
Birth of the Second Austrian Republic and Empire
After about five days, 73beetle and Oretin became bored with Germania. He eventually decided to have Munich leave Germania, and recreate Austria. The nation was created when Schober60 bought Brendan1903's nation for only 64 gold, renaming it Austria. Oretin_ was named Kanzler (Second-In-Command) of the Second Austrian Republic. However, after a period of inactivity of Austrian citizens, Oretin decided to quit the server temporarily. While Oretin was absent, Schober60 became Kaiser of the Second Austrian Empire, a position that Oretin likely would have received had he not gone dark.
Siege of St. Petersburg, birth of the Third German Empire
On March 24, Oretin returned for one day to fight in St. Petersburg. Prior to leaving to fight, Oretin called the German Army the dab army, and the name dabmacht/dab army was born, and went on to be undefeated. Oretin also later participated in the Second Battle of Sorong. The same day he became Minister of Propaganda in the Third German Empire. Oretin became active around this time again, and it was also around this time that the Austrian and German Empires "unified" to form one empire. Oretin became Minister of Propoganda. Shortly after the unification, the Kerala War broke out, on April 21, 2018, Germany declared war on Lantau following Spain's declaration. Oretin_ participated briefly in this war, but still played a role when it came to propaganda. Following the introduction of the Golden Dab as an award in Germany, Oretin received it along with many other old Germans. He was praised by Chancellor Paper for doing very well at his job of Minister of Propaganda during the Kerala War. Austria began to boom in population, going up to #7 on /n list, as well as Germany, which vassalized Luxembourg, France, and Britain, helping the last two rebuild.
Belgium and the Two Days War
Oretin continued to do his job as minister, creating War Posters, and posters that encouraged citizens to join the Dabmacht. He also proposed the idea of a Austrian controlled colony in Burma, which UnholyGnomes created, and later Jabesb expanded on. Upon Joel creating the Kingdom of Belgium, and the crisis that arose along with it in Germany, Oretin proposed to paper that a court case be held to find whether or not Joel was guilty of the Attacks on London. Oretin and Paper debated furiously with Joel until Joel finally rejected the proposal, and thus Paper declared war, starting the 2 Days War.
-June-
Oretin began to create images which mocked Belgium of going to war, especially since Joel had said himself they were going to lose. And after two battles in the war, and an assault directly on Brussels, Germany won the war decisively. Production of war posters began again, and Oretin began to help caarliitoo produce God Armor for future conflicts. Unfortunately, the day after the war ended, Lantau demanded that Austria and Germany remove their colonies from the Bengal Bay Area. An agreement was met, and the colonies were removed much to the dismay of Oretin, Beetle, and others. Shortly after, to the surprise of the Germans, jabesb created Myanmar. However, it was revealed shortly after to the world that Myanmar was a puppet state created by Germany to keep the land, and the towns rejoined Austria.
-The Battle of Vienna-
Following the Burma Crisis with Lantau, German aggression towards Lantau became worse, as did Lantaun aggression towards Germany. On June 6th, Chancellor Paper announced a military parade to celebrate his one year anniversary on the server, and to celebrate Germany becoming one of the worlds largest powerhouses. A day later, on June 7th, Oretin, Beetle, and Caar were preparing the Austrian soldiers for the parade. However, while this was happening, the three were also nonchalantly replying to taunting they couldn’t care for from Mag and Noah. Eventually, Mag told the Germans to attack Neodonia, and in return the Germans told Mag and Noah to attack Vienna. After about 15 minutes of preparation and allies coming in case there was an attack, Mag and Noah went to Munich thinking it was Vienna. After being told where Vienna was, they began to climb up the staircase to the sight of around 4 German soldiers, including Beetle, Oretin, Caar, CyberPies, as well as allies, Nicholas_II, GeneralRhombus, and runnerboy. Oretin was one of the soldiers to lead the charge into the dense Austrian forests to fight Lantau. While there were close calls, and a death on both sides of one soleise equipped with God armor, the German Coalition had the upper hand and pushed the Lantauns back into Czech land. Eventually, The Lantauns stopped fighting and stood in the claims of Donau and Czechia for protection, however runner enabled PvP in Donau forcing them to leave, and the battle finally ended on sectio. Around this time Oretin said “Never forget the Battle of Vienna” as he and many others believed it was a decisive German victory as they had successfully repelled the Lantauns. The battle is still debated however.
-Post Battle-
Following the battle, Oretin built a vault for old Germans who went inactive, Germans who made an impact, and royals who went inactive. The vault was built next to Kaiser Schober’s home in honor of him.
End of Classic
After almost a month of fruitless attempts at contacting Kaiser Schober by almost every German and Austrian higher up, most of the higher-ups gave up hope in his return, and Oretin was named the interim second Kaiser of the Austrian Empire despite the fact that he joined like way before schober and this succession system is ass. schober joined like a week later again lol.
After a down period, the Terra Nova Update was announced, which sparked excitement within the German community.
- Terra Nova and Panama -
Panama's Wiki Page: https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Panama
For a lengthy period of time between the announcement of Terra Nova and the release, Oretin was undecided on what he would pursue in Terra Nova. Near the end of August, Oretin, Paper, IanNotEN, Sarmango, katherinehasson/AbneyPark, and many others were set on the idea of Papacy Worldwide: a globalist nation run by the Pope, Sarmango. This was the plan until the beginning of October, when the release date of Terra Nova was announced along with a list of updates on how the server will function. One of the features revealed was a range limit on a nations towns, meaning a nation could only include towns within a certain distance from the nations capital. Already bored of the idea of Papacy Worldwide, the idea was scrapped almost immediately. Seemingly reaching a dead end, the former pursuers of PWW began to search for options. Oretin, like many others, had already decided that he would not be returning to Europe, which eliminated most popular options. He and Paper conversed for a short while discussing what they had ideas for. Paper ultimately suggested Panama, which was agreed upon by the two. Shortly after its conception, a discord was created, and many Germans/Austrians quickly joined, such as Ian, Schober, Runner, Jaden, and Beetle. Oretin and Paper were both named interim Presidente of Panama until the first election was held, wherein it would be decided who would lead Panama in its first months. The first election was held in a 24 hour period from October 22 to October 23. The candidates were Paper, Oretin, Runner, and Schober. In the end, Paper came out on top with 50% of the vote, Oretin came in second with 25%, and Runner and Schober tied for third with 12.5% of the vote. Almost immediately after the results of the October Election were announced, Oretin announced his candidacy for the November Election, as Paper announced he would not be seeking a second term. Paper appointed Oretin as the Auxiliar de Trade in his administration. Following the election, the conception of the Panamanian Constitution began. While the majority of the writing was done by Paper, he still consulted the Oligarchs and Juez Ian. In the end, a sixteen page constitution was written, and honored by the citizens and government. The constitution was signed by Paper, Schober, Beetle, Oretin, Ian, and Mojang.
Early History and Birth of Panama
Upon joining Terra Nova on the night of launch, Oretin spawned on the eastern coast of Australia. To significantly shorten the journey to Panama, he joined jmillz's town which was located in Central America, and traveled south until he arrived in Panama. Paper arrived shortly afterwards. After the two had acquired the funds, with the assistance of Ian, who had joined during early access and thus had a head start, The City of New Ulm was founded, being the first city in the Panama Core. Four days later, Oretin founded the City of New Graz to the west of New Ulm across the beginning stages of the construction of the Panama Canal. It is also worth noting that around this time, Paper founded the Panama Blue Conservative party, which Oretin quickly became a member of. Oretin also proposed the idea of a Minister of Transportation, which was put up to a vote and passed with a majority, and ultimately Jaden became the first Minister of Transportation. After days of gathering funds via mining and voting, Panama officially became a nation on November 12. In the first days of the nations existence, Presidente Paper added multiple new towns to the nation that were far away from the core of Panama, much to the dismay of Oretin, who believed that the plan of the PBC was to be strictly followed. Panama had turned out to be going extremely well. All worries of other factions claiming Panama had been distinguished and the nation was booming in population.
The Fort War / Ten Apple War
The Fort War's Wiki Page: https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ten_Apple_War
Leading up to the ultimate declaration of war by Panama on Wabanaki, Oretin had already been feeling contempt for the Wabanaki citizens who were constantly threatening Panama as a whole. When tensions were high between the two nations, a Wabanaki citizens traveled through the Panama Canal and down the west coast of South America. Panamanian citizens hailing from Quito took this as a threat and chased the Wabanaki citizen. A battle broke out in the city of Quito, wherein Wabanaki leaders were present, which resulted in the Panamanian government becoming even more outraged. The governments of both nations were enraged, and tensions grew even more. A deal was made later that evening which attempted to end the conflict, however it failed only the next morning. Chiefs Logan and Dime were spotted off the coast of a Panamanian village constructing a fort. This was reported to the Presidente by Oretin, and naturally he was unbelievably upset. Paper sent forces to destroy the fort. Beetle was one of the first to arrive that the scene of the forts construction. Because of Beetles arrival, Dime would retreat to another nearby fort. He was followed by Beetle, and he destroyed the fort, which resulted in him being killed by Logan. This caused a fleet of Panamanian soldiers, including Oretin, to ultimately destroy both of the forts. The next battle he participated in was the Battle of The South, in which he assisted in building the massive Fort Runner just outside of the Comanche capital. The same day this battle occurred, peace talks began, and were successful this time around. This effectively ended the war.
Campaign for The Presidency
Oretins campaign started almost immediately after the first election was called for Paper. Prior to the first election, Paper and Oretin made a deal stating that whoever won the first election would endorse and campaign with the other for the next election. Paper began to pump out "Vote Oretin" memes, which would go on to become a globally known phrase. Oretins campaign quickly gained traction and gained the support of many Panamanians. Supporters were creating their own campaign ads supporting Oretin. Oretin also had the support of almost the entire Panamanian government, with the exception of Runner, who was also running. All over Panama, signs sprung up with the phrase "Vote Oretin" written. Following the display of extreme support by the people of Panama, a victory by Oretin was widely expected.
Election Night
Come November 30, campaign ads were everywhere in favor of Oretin, however days earlier another Panamanian, CRANBERRY_SPRITE, declared his candidacy, however, it was not seen as a threat initially to Oretin and his campaign staff. Sixteen minutes after midnight on November 30, the vote was open to decide who would be the second Presidente of Panama. Earlier on, there was some worry within Oretins campaign staff about Cranberry_Sprite, as it was being reported that he was receiving votes at a great speed. However, later on these worries were put to rest. At around 9 PM EST, the election was called for Oretin, making him the second Presidente. Oretin won in a landslide, with 79% of the vote, and Cranberry Sprite came in second with 16% of the vote.
Presidency
The morning after the election, the inauguration ceremony was held in Panama City. The ceremony had a high attendance rate from Panamanians and Non-Panamanians alike. Upon concluding his speech, Oretin said the n word, (which is required by panaman law for any president) which resulted in a thirty minute mute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkSuJ5Ex-Q0&t=1006s
January Election
Closing in on December 31, Oretin was debating whether or not to seek a second term as President of Panama. He had kept the support of those who had voted for him throughout the one month he served as President, however he was losing interest in the server. Ultimately, he decided to not seek a second term and dropped out of the race, endorsing NicePool as the PBC candidate for President. NicePool went on to win the January election convincingly.
Death and Collapse of Panama
While on a Presidential visit to the poverty ridden Panaman town of Tropisch, Oretin was gunned down by a rival gang. Shortly afterwards, 73beetle said the n word a few times and got banned, prompting the rest of the Panaman core to quit the server, ultimately killing Panama.
Political Alignment
Austria and Germany
Oretin firmly believed in an mostly independent Austria. While running for Prasident of Austria, he based his campaign largely off of preventing a German annexation of the nation. This election, never occurred, however. During the Third German Empire, Oretin supported the Treaty of Vienna that split Germany into two distinct imperial states, Deutschland and Österreich. The two states each had a sovereign kaiser, but were bound militarily and by the High Chancellor. This treaty ultimately caused one of the most dominant and powerful nations in server history due to the comradery within the government, the Third German Empire.
Panama Blue Conservative Party
Oretin was a founding member and co-leader of the Panama Blue Conservative party. The PBC believed in an independent Panama, improvement of infrastructure and prioritizing the construction of the Panama Canal, minimizing revision of the constitution of Panama, a free society, no territorial expansion, no war, no entangling agreements, a strong central government, and complete neutrality.
Paper's Administration
Although Paper was the leader and founder of the PBC, during his presidency he dubiously followed the ideals of the party. Swaths of land were admitted under his administration, including Hispaniola, Belize, Maracaibo, the Galapagos Islands, and more. This gave Panama even more control than it already had over the Central America / Caribbean world, and although Oretin didn't support mass territorial expansion, he welcomed the admission of these territories into the country. Yet, he firmly didn't believe in any more expansion beyond the territories that were admitted during Paper's presidency.
Allies
- 73beetle
- Ojc124
- KRN0530
- JADENJUMBO
- Adolf_Hitlar
- Paper
- EthanMineKing
- IanNotEN
- caarliitoo
- Socciety
- Sarmango
- runnerboy gay numbers
- Schober60
- starwars770 (newsflock) (vreed) (reichskrieg)
- AngryEskimo
- CyberPies
- most austrians
- BlankHigh5Bro
Achievements
- Founded Graz
- Supervised all construction in Graz
- basically started the Tortugas conflict
- Became Prasident of Austria for like a day
- Liberated Bern from Austria
- Created the towns of Bering and Amsterdam, with the intent of giving them to others to have more land in Austria
- Fought against Tortugas
- Burned down most of the forest around Tortugas
- Defended Hitlar alongside KRN0530 during the third war day
- Become Minister of Germany, acquiring place on the Council.
- Kanzler of Austria
- Deputy Fuhrer of Germania
- High Kanzler of the Second Austrian Empire
- Minister of Propaganda in Germany
- Founding father of the Dabmacht (German Army), giving it its name as well.
- Fought in The Kerala War
- Fought in The Battle of Vienna
- Constructed the Germanic Royal Vault in Vienna with the help of KRN0530
- Founding father of the Republic of Panama
- Founded Panamanian city of New Graz
- Panaman Oligarch, basically a senator
- Fought and led in the Fort War
- Assisted in construction of the Panama Canal
- Second President of Panama
Quotes
"Fuck"
"Shit ass"
"beetle maps?"
"dab"
"dab army never fails/ is unstoppable"
"Heil dab army"
"<o/"
"<o>"
Related Articles
- Austria
- Graz
- Wokism
- Amsterdam
- Alanian Belgium-Doggerland-Zeeland
- Second German Empire
- Munich (Bavaria)
- Second Austrian Republic
- Third German Empire
- Gernanic Nations
- Germany
Battles
- Siege of Hamburg
- Austro-Tortugan War
- Siege of Moscow
- Battle of Munich
- World War Lag (Siege of St. Petersburg)
- Second Battle of Sorong
- Kerala War
- 2 Days War
- Battle of Vienna
- maybe other ones idk fuck you