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Personal Information
Spawndate August 27, 2020
Place of spawn Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
Citizenship The Dominion of Alberta
Gender Male
Pronouns He/Him
Alias(es) RAWRyoutube
Spouse(s) N/A
Residence Medicine Hat
Town Rank Mayor
Political party
Other affiliations
Language(s) English
Religion(s) N/A
Discord RAWRyoutube#7448
Spouse(s) Active


RAWRyoutube (spawned August 27th, 2020) is an Albertan and Euphorian politician and statesman currently serving as the king of Aztlan. He is the mayor of Mexican Hat, Aztlan; having resided there since its inception. He has previously served as Vice Chancellor of the Salish Confederation from 1 February to 28 February 2021.

Townless Experiences

RAWRyoutube spawned on August 27th, 2020 in real-life Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia. Erroneously believing that he could cross the Bering Strait, RAWRyoutube died for the first time after sailing through the edge of the world with a boat, failing to teleport back. After dying, RAWRyoutube decided to make a town without joining one first nearby real-life Peary Land. On August 28th, 2020, after getting 32 of the 64 necessary gold, RAWRyoutube was dynmap hunted by Tafffy and killed without offering any resistance.

After dying a second time, RAWRyoutube decided to join a town. Initially preferring Uluru-Kata Tjuta, RAWRyoutube instead direct messaged xGoat, pretended to not have just made a mistake, and joined Edmonton, Alberta.


On August 29th, with the help of xGoat and JTPilfered, RAWRyoutube began to accumulate gold again through both voting and mining, initially preferring Antarctica for gold. On the next day, while looking for clay in the Great Slave Lake, RAWRyoutube was dynmap hunted and killed by Amphire.

On September 1st, 2020, RAWRyoutube bought his first shop plot at the West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton. On September 2nd, after exploring a ruins near Zaragoza with DeadlyFOX, RAWRyoutube found chests containing dozens of chainmail armor. On September 3rd 2020, RAWRyoutube’s poorly designed plot in Halifax was griefed by vebou and iFish, becoming a complete loss. RAWRyoutube was only able to vacate his gold in the building. With the gold saved, RAWRyoutube now could afford to make a new town.

September 2020

On September 4th, 2020, RAWRyoutube founded the town of Medicine Hat in the Peace River Valley nearby the real-life settlement of Fort Vermillion, Alberta, exclaiming “YEA BOIS”. The town would rapidly expand over September, and would have several visitors as a result. September 8th, 2020 marked RAWRyoutube’s first expansion of Medicine Hat.

On September 18th, 2020, as part of the Nunavut-Canadian Republic wars, RAWRyoutube was involved with a skirmish between himself and Dictiooo as the climax of a series of threats made to Medicine Hat. During the skirmish, RAWRyoutube died once as a result of accidentally pouring lava on himself. The first and one of the only donations made to Medicine Hat were made here, as well as a small lavacast on the north bank of the Peace River that remains to this day.

On September 24th, 2020, infamous Washingtonian BonZZil paid the first of his multiple hostile visits to Medicine Hat, failing to assassinate RAWRyoutube. The 50th chunk of Medicine Hat was added on September 30th, 2020, being the second-largest monthly growth in Medicine Hat’s history.

October 2020

On October 2nd, 2020, RAWRyoutube successfully obtained a beacon from Amphire, Thomasfake, and EmreYeten after bypassing a scamming operation after illegally taking advantage of the server lag that day. RAWRyoutube was later warned for the incident (his only warn) and the beacon returned. On October 7th, 2020, RAWRyoutube began a several months-long push to climb the Woodcutting McMMo leaderboards, but did not sustain the push. The first version of Medicine Hat’s town hall was completed on October 17th, 2020. On October 18th, 2020, RAWRyoutube obtained one of the earliest premium cosmetic heads, and currently holds 3 defunct shop chests of them.

November 2020

On November 2nd, 2020, with the help of Jester_BBX, an iceway from Edmonton to Medicine Hat was completed. The iceway remains there to this day.

December 2020

After giving up on grinding woodcutting, RAWRyoutube worked on a construction project that included a skyscraper with an area in excess of 550,000 blocks.

January 2021

The skyscraper, named RAWRmart HQ, was completed on January 21st, 2021. A large expansion of Medicine Hat to the northeast was completed on January 24th, 2021, adding nearly 40 chunks to the town.

February 2021

RAWRyoutube participated in the NWT-NAP conflicts multiple times, being KIA in a skirmish nearby the now-ruined capital Wekweeti after being trapped. RAWRyoutube played a critical part in the making a ticket that resulted in the rebanning of Freave (Fridriuss).

March 2021

In early 2021, RAWRyoutube gained substantial amounts of wealth through his shop RAWRmart selling leather until May 2021, especially during March. RAWRyoutube lost most of this profit after investing in a massive cow farm days before the mob entity limit was better enforced.

May 2021

In May 2021, RAWRyoutube substantially increased the size of Medicine Hat to its present-day borders, including 33 residents inside of Medicine Hat at one point in time.

June 2021

In June 2021, RAWRyoutube expanded RAWRmart’s presence to Slave Lake and sold enchanted gear for a time being.

July 2021

RAWRyoutube had a period of temporary inactivity in July, at one point not logging on for 2 weeks. When Alberta successfully held an independence referendum in July, RAWRyoutube was absent in voting.

August 2021

In August 2021, RAWRyoutube began to develop the central region of the amount Caribou plateau in northern Medicine Hat. That major construction project is still ongoing.

September 2021

In September, RAWRyoutube discovered two previously abandoned trader llamas in a former house in Medicine Hat, and attempted to auction them off in the following months.

October 2021

In October 2021, RAWRyoutube would partake in Alberta’s first of two border disputes with Cascadia, playing a minor role in the first round.

November 2021

As Cascadia looked to expand their overground iceway system, the territory of Alberta would be disputed once more. On November 12th, 2021 Alberta submitted a formal complaint and prayer for relief to a Cascadian delegation.

The Albertan delegation looked to claim sovereignty over Iceway 7 which ran in between Edmonton and Medicine Hat, ensure that future projects were met with Albertan approval in their territory, allow expansion of Iceway 7 inside of Alberta to Albertan towns, and allow Alberta to change the iceway when necessary.

The Cascadian delegation denied and disputed these claims, instead claiming that “vast swaths of wilderness yours to ban all infrastructure development” was not possible, there would be no obligation to connect Albertan towns, and that removing iceway blocks was illegal.

Tensions rose over time as neither side was willing to concede or compromise. Cascadia was willing to concede recognition of sovereignty over the iceway for 1,000 gold, but this was declined by the Albertan delegation. However, the two delegations agreed that the Albertan flag will fly over the iceway but Cascadia can still modify the iceway in Albertan lands.

Although progress was made, the Cascadian cabinet denied these terms and left negotiations, betting that their iceway was fully protected by rule 3.2. Threats of war were exchanged, and RAWRyoutube led a push to remove the iceway through tickets. xGoat made the first ticket, but was denied over Edmonton’s claim arm in the north of the town.

RAWRyoutube then made his own ticket with unnecessarily heavy evidence, and eventually got the iceway removed with the help of EarthMC staff.

December 2021

On December 20th, 2020, more than 800 ice blocks of Iceway 7 were wiped by EarthMC staff after the ticket was accepted. Although RAWRyoutube attempted to disclose the demolished iceroad to Cascadia, the Albertan delegation voted to keep it secret.

January 2022

In January 2022, RAWRyoutube reclined to construction and agriculture, pushing over 400 Herbalism McMMo levels in January. 1 Edwards Place, the 2nd skyscraper to reach y 256 in Alberta was completed, as well as another high-rise.

February 2022

RAWRyoutube voted in favor of suspending Alberta’s legislative assembly. In late February 2022, Alberta was brought into controversy again over the town of Banff, which was made in uncontested Albertan borders, but was part of the Canadian Rockies at the time. Alberta sent a delegation to Evergreen, which did not oppose any actions taken by Alberta to secure the town.

March 2022

On March 1st, 2022, xGoat was successfully able to get Banff to join Alberta through the payment of vote crate gold in the presence of RAWRyoutube. RAWRyoutube would play major parts in increased Albertan foreign affairs with several different nations during March.


RAWRyoutube has been warned a total of one time. RAWRyoutube waged a campaign to become staff from November 2021, being accepted on April 1st, 2023. Critics have claimed that the acceptance was an April fool’s day joke, and several have said that RAWRyoutube should’ve waited even longer because of personal differences.

RAWRyoutube has historically had beef with the Volkov Family and AdrianHES in particular. RAWRyoutube helped make the ticket that resulted in AdrianHES’ banning, but critics have said that they want AdrianHES unbanned because they like him. The banning of AdrianHES resulted in the town of Albany putting a 15 gold bounty on him, which critics of RAWRyoutube support because the bounty accurately reflects the damage his banning caused to Albany.

Critics of RAWRyoutube have noted that RAWRyoutube lost 2-0 in the EarthMC PvP tournament, and only advanced because RAWRyoutube won on default on the play-in round. Critics have also alleged that RAWRyoutube’s PvP skill lacks because he lost a duel to Amphire and has been killed by Amphire, Tafffy, ThomasSlime, EphixaTR, and allegedly “many others”. Critics have also noted that RAWRyoutube does not PvP often and prefers to either record the battle or claimhide, which critics have analyzed as being a sign of a coward.

Critics have also pointed out that RAWRyoutube lacks skill in vote crates: despite opening hundreds, he only got an item worth more than 64 gold once: a totem of undying on Terra Nova. Critics have interpreted this as meaning that RAWRyoutube is much more poor than his /res balance suggests, since he just “sits around all day doing nothing”.

RAWRyoutube’s corporation, RAWRmart, has been pointed out by critics to barely break even. Critics say that it is normal for competent owners of shops to make hundreds of gold a month, but RAWRmart’s earnings may not even break the single digits most of the time. Critics have said that this proves that RAWRyoutube is bad at owning shops, which they point out is his allegedly main source of income on EarthMC.

Although RAWRyoutube allegedly has a fishing level of over 1,300; critics have noted that this means nothing because “the shake ability is really weak and beacons are worthless.” Critics have shown that this fishing level proves that RAWRyoutube does not know how to keep track of time, since he should be spending his time “mining like everyone else does and not fishing and only earning 10 gold a day.”

Chunk_of_Cheese, a vocal critic of RAWRyoutube, said that RAWRyoutube does not always give a straight answer whenever he asks what happened in a PvP encounter. He said that this proves that RAWRyoutube is a liar, especially when the AFK tag pops up and RAWRyoutube doesn’t respond when Chunk asks RAWRyoutube questions that expose his liberal hypocrisy. RAWRyoutube has critics at an international level, which is exactly why critics advise other people to not oppose the mafia.


RAWRyoutube is considered by one user to be a crybaby, but all relevant scientific knowledge about physics, chemistry, biochemistry, and biology contradicts this claim. There is a unanimous scientific consensus that RAWRyoutube is not a crybaby, and such claims are kindly pseudoscience.