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{{TownTemplateNew|title1=Kiir|image1=kiirflag.png|caption1=Flag of Kiir|nation=[[Nubia]]|population=19|owner=[[Noahser]]|continent=[[file:Africa blank black.svg|30px]] [[Africa (Continent)|Africa]]|chunks=204|date_of_establishment=September 25th 2019|town=}}'''Kiir''' is a town in [[Nubia]] along the nile river. It is one of the oldest towns in [[Nubia]], being established in September 25th, 2019. It is also one of the largest jungle towns.
{{TownTemplateNew|title1=Kiir|image1=kiirflag.png|caption1=Flag of Kiir|nation=[[Nubia]]|population=19|owner=[[Greaseballer]]|continent=[[file:Africa blank black.svg|30px]] [[Africa (Continent)|Africa]]|chunks=204|date_of_establishment=September 25th 2019|town=}}'''Kiir''' is a town in [[Nubia]] along the nile river. It is one of the oldest towns in [[Nubia]], being established in September 25th, 2019. It is also one of the largest jungle towns.


It is made of 2 parts, Old Kiir and Outer Kiir. Old Kiir is the walled city, and Outer Kiir is the area to the west. It has 19 residents, the important ones are Noahser, the mayor, and [[Driifter]], though it had other important residents in the past. The town sits on a hill and flatter plains to the west. It was mainly built in the jungle but more effort has been put to building in the plains. The nile runs under the town. Its location is south of [[St. Allison]], north of Kyoga, and west of [[Turkana]].
It is made of 2 parts, Old Kiir and Outer Kiir. Old Kiir is the walled city, and Outer Kiir is the area to the west. It has 19 residents, the important ones are Greaseballer, the mayor, and [[Driifter]], though it had other important residents in the past. The town sits on a hill and flatter plains to the west. It was mainly built in the jungle but more effort has been put to building in the plains. The nile runs under the town. Its location is south of [[St. Allison]], north of Kyoga, and west of [[Turkana]].
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=== Early History ===
=== Early History ===
Kiir was established because of an inside joke started by a SamONella video, under the name "South Sudan" by 2 people, [[Noahser]] and [[Lopile]], on September 25th, 2019, making it the 3rd oldest town in [[Nubia]]. When it was established, gold was immediately a problem. The town didn't have enough gold to claim another chunk. [[Noahser]] found some chests nearby Kiir, which contained 20 gold. This would help start the towns progress. A 2nd chunk was claimed, and [[Lopile]]'s house was created. After the 3rd chunk was claimed, [[Lopile]]'s house was moved to make room for the hat statue, which sits in the middle of the city. Eventually, both [[Noahser]] and [[Lopile]] went inactive. About a month later, [[Noahser]] came back to the server to find out that [[Nubia]] had greatly expanded. This is when when Kiir would start recruiting. It made it to 17 residents before it would start to dip around December. It would expand, getting funded by  [[twomoo1119]] and acquiring more land, and even constructing protective walls. The construction on Flex Tower would begin, a tower made only out of materials stolen from Ancient Egypt, back when [[Nubia]] was at war with them. Some prominent people from this time were [[Lopile]], AlexCreatus, Undo_i_do, and ItsAntlex. Around this time, Kiir finally became the name of the town, after it changed its name from South Sudan. In late January, [[Noahser]] would go inactive
Kiir was established because of an inside joke started by a SamONella video, under the name "South Sudan" by 2 people, [[Greaseballer]] and [[Lopile]], on September 25th, 2019, making it the 3rd oldest town in [[Nubia]]. When it was established, gold was immediately a problem. The town didn't have enough gold to claim another chunk. [[Greaseballer]] found some chests nearby Kiir, which contained 20 gold. This would help start the towns progress. A 2nd chunk was claimed, and [[Lopile]]'s house was created. After the 3rd chunk was claimed, [[Lopile]]'s house was moved to make room for the hat statue, which sits in the middle of the city. Eventually, both [[Greaseballer]] and [[Lopile]] went inactive. About a month later, [[Greaseballer]] came back to the server to find out that [[Nubia]] had greatly expanded. This is when when Kiir would start recruiting. It made it to 17 residents before it would start to dip around December. It would expand, getting funded by  [[twomoo1119]] and acquiring more land, and even constructing protective walls. The construction on Flex Tower would begin, a tower made only out of materials stolen from Ancient Egypt, back when [[Nubia]] was at war with them. Some prominent people from this time were [[Lopile]], AlexCreatus, Undo_i_do, and ItsAntlex. Around this time, Kiir finally became the name of the town, after it changed its name from South Sudan. In late January, [[Greaseballer]] would go inactive
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=== Pre-[[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]]n Revolt ===
=== Pre-[[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]]n Revolt ===
When [[Noahser]] came back, Kiir became a 1 man town. It's early March, 2020, and Kiir's only resident is [[Noahser]]. Vlad had taken control of [[Nubia]], so Kiir, [[St. Allison|St Allison]], and [[Mersa]] formed the Anti-Vlad coalition. [[Noahser]] also took the gold set from the [[Nubia]]n Palace, fearing that Vlad might take it. Eventually, Vlad left [[Nubia]], and Zovely became in charge. After this [[Noahser]] went inactive again. He came back in early May, to an even bigger problem. [[Gorkymoo1119]] made the nation of [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]] to try to take over the government. Kiir is the only town that decided to stay with [[Nubia]] and MagicMoose. [[Noahser]] then raided the town of SSadoo_Sanctuary, and killed its owner. [[Noahser]] then attacked kraftier and tried to kill kobiKraft. (This was way before anyone else was doing it.) [[Noahser]] then goes for [[Mersa]] and built penises all around the town. In response, someone from [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]] built penises outside of Kiir, which were removed. At the end, [[twomoo1119]] unified the 2 nations. Some prominent people in this time were [[Lopile]] and Zoidshock
When [[Greaseballer]] came back, Kiir became a 1 man town. It's early March, 2020, and Kiir's only resident is [[Greaseballer]]. Vlad had taken control of [[Nubia]], so Kiir, [[St. Allison|St Allison]], and [[Mersa]] formed the Anti-Vlad coalition. [[Greaseballer]] also took the gold set from the [[Nubia]]n Palace, fearing that Vlad might take it. Eventually, Vlad left [[Nubia]], and Zovely became in charge. After this [[Greaseballer]] went inactive again. He came back in early May, to an even bigger problem. [[Gorkymoo1119]] made the nation of [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]] to try to take over the government. Kiir is the only town that decided to stay with [[Nubia]] and MagicMoose. [[Greaseballer]] then raided the town of SSadoo_Sanctuary, and killed its owner. [[Greaseballer]] then attacked kraftier and tried to kill kobiKraft. (This was way before anyone else was doing it.) [[Greaseballer]] then goes for [[Mersa]] and built penises all around the town. In response, someone from [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]] built penises outside of Kiir, which were removed. At the end, [[twomoo1119]] unified the 2 nations. Some prominent people in this time were [[Lopile]] and Zoidshock
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[[Sad_poo]]: Former resident, created Deigo
[[Sad_poo]]: Former resident, created Deigo


Amphire: Briefly joined and was lured into the sex machine by Noahser and Lopile
Amphire: Briefly joined and was lured into the sex machine by Greaseballer and Lopile


stiiiiick: Active resident
stiiiiick: Active resident


== Political System ==
== Political System ==
Kiir is a Totalitarian Oligarchy. [[Driifter]] and [[Noahser]] have absolute power over the town, this is how they managed to make Outer Kiir large, and redirect the slums to the south. Totalitarianism has been Kiirs main Political System since its founding, with previous high ranks being [[Lopile]], AlexCreatus, and Novamaeda. The economic system is State Capitalism, with several shops across the town. Residents can maybe make shops, but they have to ask either [[Noahser]] or [[Driifter]] first. The main shop is in the Spawn Tower. There is also a law that prevents Turkish people from living in or entering Kiir.
Kiir is a Totalitarian Oligarchy. [[Driifter]] and [[Greaseballer]] have absolute power over the town, this is how they managed to make Outer Kiir large, and redirect the slums to the south. Totalitarianism has been Kiirs main Political System since its founding, with previous high ranks being [[Lopile]], AlexCreatus, and Novamaeda. The economic system is State Capitalism, with several shops across the town. Residents can maybe make shops, but they have to ask either [[Greaseballer]] or [[Driifter]] first. The main shop is in the Spawn Tower. There is also a law that prevents Turkish people from living in or entering Kiir.
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