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{{Battle_template|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War |location = Chicago|date = 1rst December 2019 - present|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire | {{Battle_template|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War |location = Chicago|date = 1rst December 2019 - present|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire | ||
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Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. ( | Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously. although there is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved. | ||
== the Gang War == | == the Gang War == | ||
=== Meeting of the Waters (November.21.2019) === | === Meeting of the Waters (July.1.2019 - November.21.2019) === | ||
at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of [[California (current)|California]] division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough | at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of [[California (current)|California]] division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough gold to survive long-term. They had to think for greener pastures. the Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago has been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet. the Penis Inspectors have a very similiar story to the poop dealers, being founded in Vatican. they originally had morals but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions | ||
=== Assault on Prague (22.12.2018) === | === Assault on Prague (22.12.2018) === | ||
Revision as of 06:23, 30 December 2019
Template:Battle templateThe Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the Poop Dealers and the Penis Inspectors, who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of Illinois. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously. although there is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.
the Gang War
Meeting of the Waters (July.1.2019 - November.21.2019)
at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, India due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of California division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough gold to survive long-term. They had to think for greener pastures. the Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago has been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet. the Penis Inspectors have a very similiar story to the poop dealers, being founded in Vatican. they originally had morals but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions
Assault on Prague (22.12.2018)
Only a few hours after the Moravian withdrawal from Košice, a massive Polish army moved to Prague. There were only 2 Moravians to defend Prague against more than 10 Poles. A distress call was made and when
32Gold and the rest of his army arrived, the battle took off. There were some clashes outside of the town, where the Polish King was killed. Not too long after that, PVP was enabled in Prague, making the Polish vulnerable with nowhere to retreat. After a few minutes of battle, and a few Polish dead, Poland's army retreated to Warsaw. By then, more of Germany's, British and Austria-Hungary's forces came to support the Moravian cause. Not a single member of the coalition perished, while there were 4 confirmed Polish losses.
Siege of Warsaw (22.12.2018)
After the Polish defeat in Prague, the coalition army marched east, to Warsaw. Near Warsaw they were met with small resistance that retreated back inside the walls. After a few minor clashes, the fight broke out on Warsaw's eastern wall. There were many casualties, lava and ender pearls were used, and the coalition forces captured the wall, while Polish forces with trying to get them off. Many spectators from other nations like Solomon Islands, Britain, France and came to spectate, however in the chaos they were attacked by both sides, notably Poland and Germany. The battle was technically a draw, as the coalition forces eventually withdrew from the walls, at a very high cost of Polish lives. This was the beginning of the end for Poland.
Raids on Wroclaw
After the Siege of Warsaw, coalition forces, mainly Moravians, Britons and Belgians, started doing small raids on Wroclaw in hopes of some conflict. The raids happened daily, and did little actual damage with no casualties on either side, but had severe effects on Polish morale.
Attack on Szczecin (24.12.2018)
Following the Siege of Warsaw, few days after, coalition forces from Germany, Britain, Spain, Belgium and the middle east took part in an attack on Szczecin. Not too long into the fight, Moravians joined too. The polish fortified a position in the southern part of the town, in front of the walls, and defended it. Few waves of attacks came, but no significant damage was done. MLGTerra, unhappy with the Moravian wanting to take part in the fight, started friendly fire on the Moravians, eventually leading them to withdraw. Near Szczecin took place two significant battles the first battle lasted for a very long time because Poles did not leave their claims, LordBoodster almost died in lava. After that, coalition withdrew. The Poles attacked some members of the coalition army which resulted in the re-emergence of the coalition.
Raid on Warsaw (25.12.2018)
Small Nazi Germany Warsaw raid, one of last "battles" of Great Server War. Nobody died there.
French Front
Raids on France
Work in progres
Siege of Paris (30.12.2018)
Siege by mainly Nazi troops, but there were also other soldiers from many countries. France received support from Spain and Portugal and there were more of them than in opposite site, but still the French side lost this siege by 37 deaths on their side and only 3 on the Nazi side.
Iberian Front
Invasion of Spain and Portugal (29.12.2018)
Few battles in Iberia caused by the Nazi invasion of Spain. Most important battle of this invasion was Battle of New Madrid. In battle of New Madrid Nazi's lost only one person, while Spain lost 5.
Middle East Front
Raids on Middle East
Work in Progres
Invasion of Judah (27.12.2018)
Small Nazi forces invaded Israel, and Judah capital. Of course, despite the numerical advantage on the side of Judah, Nazi Germany won.
Northern Front
Work in progres
Peace, end of War. (02.01.2019)
On the 2nd January 2019, Typowy, the Major of Kosice, after some more clashes between him and the Moravian forces, agreed to give up the town. He was invited to the nation, but he proposed he just passes the town to someone else entirely. So, a new mayor was elected, and Moravia paid Typowy 22 Gold so he could make a new town with his voting gold. Later that day, peace was signed.
Aftermath
The war changed how Europe woupd be ran. It also left the space open for the second great server war.