The Grand Maritime Federation

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The Grand Maritime Federation of Pissists, more commonly known as Pissist Union, GMFP or PU, is a meganation on North America. The meganation was founded on September 28th. 2021 with the Bactrian Crusade, a Pissism crusade. The meganation was created to boost cooperation between the member nations.Template:Avalon template made by No Jewtsu The GMFP currently has eight nations in it: Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Western Sahara (as a part of Acadia), Angola (as a part of Acadia), Keewatin (as a part of Acadia), Bermuda and North_America. The official religion of the Federation is Pissism, which has been the official religion of the founding nations since time immemorial. Although Labrador Navy has a co-official religion called Katunduism

The idea for the Pissist Union was born as a joke between SaltedSuris and NetherMite13, the then leaders of Labrador and Acadia.

History

Background (April 7th, 2019 - September 28th, 2021.)

Historic events before the conception of the GMFP (April 7th, 2019 - August 2021)

On April 7th, 2019, Pee Pee Island was established by Dabs_All_OvarYT and, on the 26th, Riley_McDonut founded Dildo. Although the towns had a rocky start, Dabs and Riley founded Avalon on June 13th, 2019. On May 17th, 2020, Acadia was founded by NetherMite13 and remained a close ally of its father nation. Lastly, on August 2nd, 2021, SaltedSuris founded Labrador and, similar to Acadia, remained a close ally to Avalon.

The idea is born (August, 2021 - September 12th, 2021)

Around the end of August and beggining of September 2021, while joking around, Nethermite13 told SaltedSuris they should make a Pissist Union, with the title being inspired by the religion of Pissism. The idea quickly escalated and the GMFP Discord was created by Nethermite on September 12, 2021.

GMFP Discord is made public

On September 12, in preparation for the creation of the Federation, Avalon and Labrador left Greater Québec. After the creation of the Discord Server, mnay members were invited to the server before it was made public. The members are, from oldest to newest:

Nethermite13

5Stargeneral

Dabs_All_OvarYT

MattyG2012

Matthi3000_

T3Z1A

SaltedSuris

Vibin

FroyourFilms

After the server was fully set up, NetherMite decided it was time to make the Discord public. He posted the announcement on the Discord servers of Avalon, Acadia and Labrador. Template:Quote (Matthi3000 ) Many people started joining, and the date for the declaration of the Union was announced: September 28th, 2021, at 5pm EST.

Founding days (September 28th, 2021 - October 21st)

The Bactrian crusade

Main article: Bactrian Crusade
The Dildo's Dildo with white and yellow stained glass.
The Dildo's Dildo during the crusade.

When the time came, everyone joined the voice channel (VC). NetherMite, Matty and Salted attended, as they were the leaders of the three member nations. The Dildo's Dildo was decorated with yellow and white stained glass to celebrate the event. At 5:00 PM EST, Nether ordered everyone to say "pp" in chat. The spamming of the message marked the proclamation of the Federation.

Dabs_All_OvarYT and MattyG2012, on their way to Far Alexandria during the Bactrian Crusade.

After this, the place for the crusade had to be set. At the end, Bactria was decided as the location of the crusade. Bactria was chosen because griefers from their nation griefed Pee Pee Island, the birthplace of Pissism. Avalon players teleported to /n spawn Persia and Acadia plus Labrador players teleported to /n spawn Almaty.

Sizzle532, Bunzo and 5Stargeneralfive at the walls of Far Alexandria.

While Acadia players where heading to Bactria, Sizzle, a PvPer had intercepted the group and attacked. The players went to /n spawn Persia, the /n spawn where Dabs_All_OvarYT, MattyG2012 and Matthi3000_ had started in. Sizzle followed chase from /n spawn Persia as Sauq, among other PvPers, went to /n spawn Almaty. The first to arrive to Far Alexandria was SaltedSuris, followed by the Avalon players. The Acadians were last to arrive.

Sizzle shortly arrived, but he didn't do much. The crusade went like any regular Pissism crusade, with much placement of Pee Pees. However, after around 4 PvPers arrived and Dabs, Matty and NetherMite left, everyone got quickly bored and left.

New nations join (October 21st, 2021 - Present day)

The GMFP wanted more nations and territory for it, so they added Bermuda and North_America to their ranks. Angola was also added again as a territory of Acadia, as it had been owned by them, but a new leader had sold the nation to Nubia. After that leader was banned, 42 days passed and New Lisbon became the capital of Angola with _ViBiN_ at the helm. On November 23rd, 2021, the nation of Keewatin would be formed as a colony of Acadia, thus joining the union.

Goverment

Towns & Nations

Current nations

Flag Nation Name in Towny Population Chunks Towns King Notes
Acadia Flag Refined.png
Acadia Acadia 103 1376 12 NetherMite13
Angola Flag.png
Angola Angola 21 128 2 _ViBiN_
Keewatin Keewatin 1 15 1 FroyourFilms
Westernsahara.png
Western Sahara Western_Sahara 1 169 1 Valkyrie_Snow
Avalonn.png
Avalon Avalon 10 815 3 Matthi3000_
Flag of Labrador.svg.png
Labrador Labrador 21 211 4 SaltedSuris
2000px-Flag of Bermuda.svg.png
Bermuda Bermuda 4 42 1 Xanereth
North America North_America 8 14 1 MCPBuilderGuy

Current towns

Acadia

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
New Albany's Flag.png
New Albany New_Albany 15 (-2) 50 FroyourFilms
FortSumterFlag.png
Fort Sumter Fort_Sumter 1 30 tamewilde
Fredericton Flag.png
Fredericton Fredericton 2 31 T3Z1A
St. Lawrence St_Lawrence 1 104 Kittensboi06
New Moncton New_Moncton 1 46 (+5) GMP_Marcus
Minetopia flag.png
Minetopia Minetopia 46 (-15) 285 Bunzo
Halifax Halifax 1 382 5Stargeneralfive
Lyria Flag.png
Lyria Lyria 1 25 (+1) Hummiball
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Stephenville Stephenville 1 (-1) 33 (+1) metal_12344
Greensboro Flag.png
Greensboro Greensboro 3 71 YAK_23
Bogarin Flag.png
Bogarin Bogarin 1 (-1) 13 CheesyGamer33

(previous: Sokkur)

Saint John Flag FullFIXED.png
St. John Saint_John 30 (+3) 306 NetherMite13
Angola
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
New Lisbon New_Lisbon 20 (+8) 123 (+1) _ViBiN_
Pogville Pogville 1 5 NorihikoH
Keewatin
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
New Trebizond New_Trebizond 1 15 FroyourFilms
Western Sahara
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Acalypha Acalypha 1 169 Valkyrie_Snow

Avalon

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Avalonn.png
Dildo Dildo 4 (-5) 256 Matthi3000_

(previously: MattyG2012)

Peepeeisland.jpg
Pee Pee Island pee_pee_island 4 (-2) 318 Dabs_All_OvarYT
Hampden Flag.png
Hampden Hampden 2 (-3) 241 f_a_r
Labrador
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
North West Lake North_West_Lake 4 8 Humanhen
Poo Hamlet Poo_Hamlet 1 1 Peace_of_Poo
Domino's Official Flag.png
Domino Domino 15 (-9) 194 (+20) SaltedSuris
SilentScream SilentScream 1 (-6) 8 Zeolle

Bermuda

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Bermy Bermy 4 (+2) 42 (+16) Xanereth

North America

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
IFS Lady Liberty IFS_Lady_Liberty 8 (-6) 14 MCPBuilderGuy

Former towns

Flag Town Name in Towny Nation Last known population count when collapsed/left Last known chunk count when collapsed/left Last known mayor when collapsed/left Collapse/leaving date

(yyyy/mm/dd)

Notes
Pee Pee Pier pee-pee_pier Avalon 1 36 Cosmic_drive 2021/10/9
Vanaheim Vanaheim Acadia 2 38 snusuns 2021/10/10 Collapse was barely talked about in any GMFP Discord.

Collapse date deduced from clues in the Acadian Discord.

Midgard Midgard Labrador 1 3 _q5_ 2021/10/10-17 Worse than Vanaheim's collapse, no evidence of anybody noticing the fall of the town exists.
Hopedale Hopedale Avalon 1 30 _Rococo_ 2021/10/31
Casablanca Casablanca Western Sahara 1 20 BlockBuddyGavin 2021/10-11/22-14
The Bastion The_Bastion Angola 2 6 Corgipocallips 2021/10-11/22-14
Mangana Mangana Angola 2 6 eminemdiss 2021/10-11/22-14

Flag

Origin

The oldest surviving prototype for a GMFP flag, made by Matthi3000_ and shared to Nethermite13.

The first known prototype of the Pissist Union's flag was designed by Matthi3000_ on https://tennessine.co.uk/flags/. While he was playing around on the website, he found the flag "Nordic Newfoundland and Labrador". He liked the design, as it was similar to Avalon's flag. After some tweaking, he changed the location of the colors and the white in the middle to make the flag's color resemble Acadia. He showed this flag to Nethermite13, who liked the flag. After much tweaking, the colors were made less bright and the Pissist Coat of Arms was added.

Colonies

The GMFP, in and of itself, doesn't own any colonies; the nations inside of the GMFP have colonies

Avalonese colonies

Avalon has one colony; Western Sahara. Originally owned by Megablocklyng, its current leader is Valkyrie_Snow.

Acadian colonies

Like Avalon, Acadia has one current colony; Angola. It was recently acquired, as a leader of the nation had sold it to Nubia. However, its leader was banned and the current capital is New Lisbon, headed by _ViBiN_.

Tourism