The Grand Maritime Federation

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The Grand Maritime Federation, formerly known as The Grand Maritime Federation of Pissists and colloquially as Pissist Union, GMF, GMFP or PU, is a meganation on North America. The meganation was founded on September 28th. 2021 with the Bactrian Crusade, a Pissism crusade. The meganation was created to boost cooperation between the member nations.Template:Avalon template made by No Jewtsu The GMFP currently has eleven nations in it: Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Western Sahara (as a part of Acadia), Angola (as a part of Acadia), Cumania (as a part of Acadia), Keewatin (as a part of Acadia), Bermuda, North America, North Ontario and Woodland Cree, North Ontario, Arctic Alaska, and Buckland. Religions within the alliance vary, with the official religion of many member states (and former alliance religion) being Pissism, with Katunduism and Water Piggism being minority religions within the alliance

The idea for the GMF was known as the Pissist Union, and was born as a joke between SaltedSuris and NetherMite13, the then leaders of Labrador and Acadia.

History

Background (April 7th, 2019 - September 28th, 2021.)

Historic events before the conception of the GMFP (April 7th, 2019 - August 2021)

On April 7th, 2019, Pee Pee Island was established by Dabs_All_OvarYT and, on the 26th, Riley_McDonut founded Dildo. Although the towns had a rocky start, Dabs and Riley founded Avalon on June 13th, 2019. On May 17th, 2020, Acadia was founded by NetherMite13 and remained a close ally of its father nation. Lastly, on August 2nd, 2021, SaltedSuris founded Labrador and, similar to Acadia, remained a close ally to Avalon.

The idea is born (August, 2021 - September 12th, 2021)

Around the end of August and beggining of September 2021, while joking around, Nethermite13 told SaltedSuris they should make a Pissist Union, with the title being inspired by the religion of Pissism. The idea quickly escalated and the GMFP Discord was created by Nethermite on September 12, 2021.

GMFP Discord is made public

On September 12, in preparation for the creation of the Federation, Avalon and Labrador left Greater Québec. After the creation of the Discord Server, mnay members were invited to the server before it was made public. The members are, from oldest to newest:

Nethermite13

5Stargeneral

Dabs_All_OvarYT

MattyG2012

Matthi3000_

T3Z1A

SaltedSuris

Vibin

FroyourFilms

After the server was fully set up, NetherMite decided it was time to make the Discord public. He posted the announcement on the Discord servers of Avalon, Acadia and Labrador. Template:Quote (Matthi3000 ) Many people started joining, and the date for the declaration of the Union was announced: September 28th, 2021, at 5pm EST.

Founding days (September 28th, 2021 - October 21st)

The Bactrian crusade

Main article: Bactrian Crusade
The Dildo's Dildo with white and yellow stained glass.
The Dildo's Dildo during the crusade.

When the time came, everyone joined the voice channel (VC). NetherMite, Matty and Salted attended, as they were the leaders of the three member nations. The Dildo's Dildo was decorated with yellow and white stained glass to celebrate the event. At 5:00 PM EST, Nether ordered everyone to say "pp" in chat. The spamming of the message marked the proclamation of the Federation.

Dabs_All_OvarYT and MattyG2012, on their way to Far Alexandria during the Bactrian Crusade.

After this, the place for the crusade had to be set. At the end, Bactria was decided as the location of the crusade. Bactria was chosen because griefers from their nation griefed Pee Pee Island, the birthplace of Pissism. Avalon players teleported to /n spawn Persia and Acadia plus Labrador players teleported to /n spawn Almaty.

Sizzle532, Bunzo and 5Stargeneralfive at the walls of Far Alexandria.

While Acadia players where heading to Bactria, Sizzle, a PvPer had intercepted the group and attacked. The players went to /n spawn Persia, the /n spawn where Dabs_All_OvarYT, MattyG2012 and Matthi3000_ had started in. Sizzle followed chase from /n spawn Persia as Sauq, among other PvPers, went to /n spawn Almaty. The first to arrive to Far Alexandria was SaltedSuris, followed by the Avalon players. The Acadians were last to arrive.

Sizzle shortly arrived, but he didn't do much. The crusade went like any regular Pissism crusade, with much placement of Pee Pees. However, after around 4 PvPers arrived and Dabs, Matty and NetherMite left, everyone got quickly bored and left.

New nations join (October 21st, 2021 - December 12th)

The GMFP wanted more nations and territory for it, so they added Bermuda and North_America to their ranks. Angola was also added again as a territory of Acadia, as it had been owned by them, but a new leader had sold the nation to Nubia. After that leader was banned, 42 days passed and New Lisbon became the capital of Angola with _ViBiN_ at the helm. On November 23rd, 2021, the nation of Keewatin would be formed as a colony of Acadia, thus joining the union. Finally, Woodland Cree joined on December 11th in a small event.

The new year (December 12th, 2021 - Present day)

More nations and wars (December 12th, 2021 - Present day)

On December 12th, 2021, the GMFP joined a long list of alliances, mega nations and nations in an ultimatum to try and get the Philippines and West Russia out of the North American continent, as they had placed colonies on the continent. The ultimatum was a success and West Russia and the Phillipines backed down.

Cumania joined Acadia on January 3rd to open the new year and the GMFP declared its support for Bulgaria in its war against Greater Romania. North Ontario joined on January 5th, after being controlled by West Russia, and Arctic Alaska joined on the 14th.

On January 23rd, in an act of inclusiveness, equality, and prosperity, the "of Pissists" was officially removed from the meganation's name. This announcement was made alongside the announcement of the GMF Olympics, a Crusade against Italia, and the release of the GMF Constitution after a long 5-month wait.

Goverment

The GMF Constitution describes how the GMF Government works en masse

Towns & Nations

Current nations

This table doesn't count colonies, but does include population, chunk and town counts from colonies.

Flag Nation Name in Towny Population Chunks Towns King Notes
Acadia Flag Refined.png
Acadia Acadia 242 (+139) 1933 (+557) 22 (+10) NetherMite13
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Avalon Avalon 11 (+1) 574 (-241) 2 (-1) Matthi3000_
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Bermuda Bermuda 2 (-2) 42 1 Xanereth
Flag of Labrador.svg.png
Labrador Labrador 44 (+23) 304 (+93) 7 (+3) SaltedSuris
North America North_America 13 (+5) 14 1 MCPBuilderGuy
North Ontario North_Ontario 26 115 3 Addit_

Current towns

Acadia

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
New Albany's Flag.png
New Albany New_Albany 6 (-9) 60 (+10) hc5k

(previously: FroyourFilms)

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Fort Sumter Fort_Sumter 11 (+10) 40 (+10) tamewilde
Fredericton Flag.png
Fredericton Fredericton 2 38 (+7) T3Z1A
St. Lawrence St_Lawrence 1 104 Kittensboi06
New Moncton New_Moncton 1 50 (+4) GMP_Marcus
Minetopia flag.png
Minetopia Minetopia 67 (+21) 343 (+58) Bunzo
Halifax Halifax 1 382 5Stargeneralfive
Lyria Flag.png
Lyria Lyria 1 26 (+1) Hummiball
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Stephenville Stephenville 1 34 (+1) metal_12344
Greensboro Flag.png
Greensboro Greensboro 1 (-2) 74 (+5) SplayBlowfish

(previously: YAK_23)

Bogarin Flag.png
Cap aux Meules

(previously: Bogarin)

Cap_aux_Meules

(previoulsy: Bogarin)

2 (+1) 24 (+11) Escladoros

(previously: CheesyGamer33)

Riverdelle Riverdelle 12 15 P0ontBl4nk
Saint John Flag FullFIXED.png
St. John Saint_John 85 (+55) 329 (+23) 👑 NetherMite13
Angola
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
New Lisbon New_Lisbon 3 (-17) 123 👑 _ViBiN_
Pogville Pogville 1 7 (+2) NorihikoH
Cumania
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Elista Elista 3 20 👑 YAK_23
Keewatin
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
DeathBy DeathBy 2 30 gamecoder126
Winnipeg Winnipeg 1 11 oddities___07
Industrial Industrial 1 16 SulGodar
Reindeer Lake reindeer_lake 9 59 RandomEraser
New Trebizond New_Trebizond 40 121 👑 FroyourFilms
Western Sahara
Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Acalypha Acalypha 1 169 👑 Valkyrie_Snow

Avalon

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
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Dildo Dildo 4 256 👑 Matthi3000_

(previously: MattyG2012)

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Pee Pee Island pee_pee_island 7 (+3) 318 Dabs_All_OvarYT

Bermuda

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Bermy Bermy 2 (-2) 42 👑 Xanereth

Labrador

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
Old Fort Old_Fort 1 5 Remcoms
Rigolet City Rigolet_City 12 46 ii_adzasc
Sandwich Bay Sandwich_Bay 1 5 ObsidianGuy21
Lake Melville Lake_Melville 3 10 Terkit
Poo Hamlet Poo_Hamlet 1 2 (+1) Peace_of_Poo
Domino's Official Flag.png
Domino Domino 38 (+23) 254 (+60) 👑 SaltedSuris

North America

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
IFS Lady Liberty IFS_Lady_Liberty 13 (+5) 14 👑 MCPBuilderGuy

North Ontario

Flag Town Name in Towny Population Chunks Mayor Notes
South Hampton Southampton 1 3 AsterixG
Hudsonie Hudsonie 3 37 Dilljam
Ontario Ontario 22 74 👑 Addit_

Former towns

Flag Town Name in Towny Nation Last known population count when collapsed/left Last known chunk count when collapsed/left Last known mayor when collapsed/left Collapse/leaving date

(yyyy/mm/dd)

Notes
Pee Pee Pier pee-pee_pier Avalon 1 36 Cosmic_drive 2021/10/9
Vanaheim Vanaheim Acadia 2 38 snusuns 2021/10/10 Collapse was barely talked about in any GMFP Discord.

Collapse date deduced from clues in the Acadian Discord.

Midgard Midgard Labrador 1 3 _q5_ 2021/10/10

to

2021/10/17

Worse than Vanaheim's collapse, no evidence of anybody noticing the fall of the town exists.
Hopedale Hopedale Avalon 1 30 _Rococo_ 2021/10/31
Casablanca Casablanca Western Sahara 1 20 BlockBuddyGavin 2021/10/22

to

2021/11/14

The Bastion The_Bastion Angola 2 6 Corgipocallips 2021/10/22

to

2021/11/14

Mangana Mangana Angola 2 6 eminemdiss 2021/10/22

to

2021/11/14

Hampden Flag.png
Hampden Hampden Avalon 2 241 f_a_r 2022/1/6

Flag

Origin

The oldest surviving prototype for a GMFP flag, made by Matthi3000_ and shared to Nethermite13.

The first known prototype of the Pissist Union's flag was designed by Matthi3000_ on https://tennessine.co.uk/flags/. While he was playing around on the website, he found the flag "Nordic Newfoundland and Labrador". He liked the design, as it was similar to Avalon's flag. After some tweaking, he changed the location of the colors and the white in the middle to make the flag's color resemble Acadia. He showed this flag to Nethermite13, who liked the flag. After much tweaking, the colors were made less bright and the Pissist Coat of Arms was added.

Colonies

The GMF, in and of itself, doesn't own any colonies; the nations inside of the GMF have colonies

Avalonese colonies

Avalon has one colony; Western Sahara. Originally owned by Megablocklyng, its current leader is Valkyrie_Snow. Western Sahara later became a dominion of Acadia

Acadian colonies

Like Avalon, Acadia has one current colony; Angola. It was recently acquired, as a leader of the nation had sold it to Nubia. However, its leader was banned and the current capital is New Lisbon, headed by _ViBiN_.But then, the nation of Angola was sold once again to Nubia

Tourism