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North America: [[File:MCPBuilderGuyFace.png|30px]] [[MCPBuilderGuy]]|economic_system = [[file:Gold Icon.png|30px]] [[Capitalism]]|official_language = [[File:Flagofavalon.png|36px]] [[Avalonese]] | North America: [[File:MCPBuilderGuyFace.png|30px]] [[MCPBuilderGuy]]|economic_system = [[file:Gold Icon.png|30px]] [[Capitalism]]|official_language = [[File:Flagofavalon.png|36px]] [[Avalonese]] | ||
{{English}}|official_religion = [[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|30px]] [[Pissism]]|part_of = [[file:Northamericamap.png|30px]] [[North America]]|national_anthem = [[Stairway to Two Trucks]]|largest_city = [[File:Saint John Flag FullFIXED.png|30px]] [[Saint John]]|oldest_city=[[File:Peepeeisland.jpg|30px]] [[Pee Pee Island]]}} | {{English}}|official_religion = [[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|30px]] [[Pissism]]|part_of = [[file:Northamericamap.png|30px]] [[North America]]|national_anthem = [[Stairway to Two Trucks]]|largest_city = [[File:Saint John Flag FullFIXED.png|30px]] [[Saint John]]|oldest_city=[[File:Peepeeisland.jpg|30px]] [[Pee Pee Island]]}} | ||
The GMFP currently has eight nations | The GMFP currently has eight nations in it: [[Acadia]], [[Avalon]], [[Labrador]], [[Western Sahara]] (as a part of Acadia), [[Angola]] (as a part of Acadia), [[Keewatin]] (as a part of Acadia), [[Bermuda]] and [[North_America]]. The official religion of the Federation is [[Pissism]], which has been the official religion of the founding nations since time immemorial. Although Labrador Navy has a co-official religion called Katunduism | ||
The idea for the Pissist Union was born as a joke between [[SaltedSuris]] and [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]], the then leaders of [[Labrador]] and [[Acadia]]. | The idea for the Pissist Union was born as a joke between [[SaltedSuris]] and [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]], the then leaders of [[Labrador]] and [[Acadia]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:21, 4 January 2022
The Grand Maritime Federation of Pissists, more commonly known as Pissist Union, GMFP or PU, is a meganation on North America. The meganation was founded on September 28th. 2021 with the Bactrian Crusade, a Pissism crusade. The meganation was created to boost cooperation between the member nations.Template:Avalon template made by No Jewtsu The GMFP currently has eight nations in it: Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Western Sahara (as a part of Acadia), Angola (as a part of Acadia), Keewatin (as a part of Acadia), Bermuda and North_America. The official religion of the Federation is Pissism, which has been the official religion of the founding nations since time immemorial. Although Labrador Navy has a co-official religion called Katunduism
The idea for the Pissist Union was born as a joke between SaltedSuris and NetherMite13, the then leaders of Labrador and Acadia.
History
Background (April 7th, 2019 - September 28th, 2021.)
Historic events before the conception of the GMFP (April 7th, 2019 - August 2021)
On April 7th, 2019, Pee Pee Island was established by Dabs_All_OvarYT and, on the 26th, Riley_McDonut founded Dildo. Although the towns had a rocky start, Dabs and Riley founded Avalon on June 13th, 2019. On May 17th, 2020, Acadia was founded by NetherMite13 and remained a close ally of its father nation. Lastly, on August 2nd, 2021, SaltedSuris founded Labrador and, similar to Acadia, remained a close ally to Avalon.
The idea is born (August, 2021 - September 12th, 2021)
Around the end of August and beggining of September 2021, while joking around, Nethermite13 told SaltedSuris they should make a Pissist Union, with the title being inspired by the religion of Pissism. The idea quickly escalated and the GMFP Discord was created by Nethermite on September 12, 2021.
GMFP Discord is made public
On September 12, in preparation for the creation of the Federation, Avalon and Labrador left Greater Québec. After the creation of the Discord Server, mnay members were invited to the server before it was made public. The members are, from oldest to newest:
After the server was fully set up, NetherMite decided it was time to make the Discord public. He posted the announcement on the Discord servers of Avalon, Acadia and Labrador. Template:Quote (Matthi3000 ) Many people started joining, and the date for the declaration of the Union was announced: September 28th, 2021, at 5pm EST.
Founding days (September 28th, 2021 - October 21st)
The Bactrian crusade
Main article: Bactrian Crusade
When the time came, everyone joined the voice channel (VC). NetherMite, Matty and Salted attended, as they were the leaders of the three member nations. The Dildo's Dildo was decorated with yellow and white stained glass to celebrate the event. At 5:00 PM EST, Nether ordered everyone to say "pp" in chat. The spamming of the message marked the proclamation of the Federation.
After this, the place for the crusade had to be set. At the end, Bactria was decided as the location of the crusade. Bactria was chosen because griefers from their nation griefed Pee Pee Island, the birthplace of Pissism. Avalon players teleported to /n spawn Persia and Acadia plus Labrador players teleported to /n spawn Almaty.
While Acadia players where heading to Bactria, Sizzle, a PvPer had intercepted the group and attacked. The players went to /n spawn Persia, the /n spawn where Dabs_All_OvarYT, MattyG2012 and Matthi3000_ had started in. Sizzle followed chase from /n spawn Persia as Sauq, among other PvPers, went to /n spawn Almaty. The first to arrive to Far Alexandria was SaltedSuris, followed by the Avalon players. The Acadians were last to arrive.
Sizzle shortly arrived, but he didn't do much. The crusade went like any regular Pissism crusade, with much placement of Pee Pees. However, after around 4 PvPers arrived and Dabs, Matty and NetherMite left, everyone got quickly bored and left.
New nations join (October 21st, 2021 - Present day)
The GMFP wanted more nations and territory for it, so they added Bermuda and North_America to their ranks. Angola was also added again as a territory of Acadia, as it had been owned by them, but a new leader had sold the nation to Nubia. After that leader was banned, 42 days passed and New Lisbon became the capital of Angola with _ViBiN_ at the helm. On November 23rd, 2021, the nation of Keewatin would be formed as a colony of Acadia, thus joining the union.
Goverment
Towns & Nations
Current nations
| Flag | Nation | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Towns | King | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Acadia | Acadia | 103 | 1376 | 12 | NetherMite13 | |
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Angola | Angola | 21 | 128 | 2 | _ViBiN_ | |
| Keewatin | Keewatin | 1 | 15 | 1 | FroyourFilms | ||
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Western Sahara | Western_Sahara | 1 | 169 | 1 | Valkyrie_Snow | |
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Avalon | Avalon | 10 | 815 | 3 | Matthi3000_ | |
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Labrador | Labrador | 21 | 211 | 4 | SaltedSuris | |
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Bermuda | Bermuda | 4 | 42 | 1 | Xanereth | |
| North America | North_America | 8 | 14 | 1 | MCPBuilderGuy |
Current towns
Acadia
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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New Albany | New_Albany | 15 (-2) | 50 | FroyourFilms | |
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Fort Sumter | Fort_Sumter | 1 | 30 | tamewilde | |
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Fredericton | Fredericton | 2 | 31 | T3Z1A | |
| St. Lawrence | St_Lawrence | 1 | 104 | Kittensboi06 | ||
| New Moncton | New_Moncton | 1 | 46 (+5) | GMP_Marcus | ||
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Minetopia | Minetopia | 46 (-15) | 285 | Bunzo | |
| Halifax | Halifax | 1 | 382 | 5Stargeneralfive | ||
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Lyria | Lyria | 1 | 25 (+1) | Hummiball | |
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Stephenville | Stephenville | 1 (-1) | 33 (+1) | metal_12344 | |
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Greensboro | Greensboro | 3 | 71 | YAK_23 | |
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Bogarin | Bogarin | 1 (-1) | 13 | CheesyGamer33
(previous: Sokkur) |
|
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St. John ⭐ | Saint_John | 30 (+3) | 306 | NetherMite13 |
Angola
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| New Lisbon ⭐ | New_Lisbon | 20 (+8) | 123 (+1) | _ViBiN_ | ||
| Pogville | Pogville | 1 | 5 | NorihikoH |
Keewatin
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| New Trebizond ⭐ | New_Trebizond | 1 | 15 | FroyourFilms |
Western Sahara
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Acalypha ⭐ | Acalypha | 1 | 169 | Valkyrie_Snow |
Avalon
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Dildo ⭐ | Dildo | 4 (-5) | 256 | Matthi3000_
(previously: MattyG2012) |
|
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Pee Pee Island | pee_pee_island | 4 (-2) | 318 | Dabs_All_OvarYT | |
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Hampden | Hampden | 2 (-3) | 241 | f_a_r |
Labrador
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| North West Lake | North_West_Lake | 4 | 8 | Humanhen | ||
| Poo Hamlet | Poo_Hamlet | 1 | 1 | Peace_of_Poo | ||
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Domino ⭐ | Domino | 15 (-9) | 194 (+20) | SaltedSuris | |
| SilentScream | SilentScream | 1 (-6) | 8 | Zeolle |
Bermuda
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bermy ⭐ | Bermy | 4 (+2) | 42 (+16) | Xanereth |
North America
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Population | Chunks | Mayor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| IFS Lady Liberty ⭐ | IFS_Lady_Liberty | 8 (-6) | 14 | MCPBuilderGuy |
Former towns
| Flag | Town | Name in Towny | Nation | Last known population count when collapsed/left | Last known chunk count when collapsed/left | Last known mayor when collapsed/left | Collapse/leaving date
(yyyy/mm/dd) |
Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pee Pee Pier | pee-pee_pier | Avalon | 1 | 36 | Cosmic_drive | 2021/10/9 | ||
| Vanaheim | Vanaheim | Acadia | 2 | 38 | snusuns | 2021/10/10 | Collapse was barely talked about in any GMFP Discord.
Collapse date deduced from clues in the Acadian Discord. | |
| Midgard | Midgard | Labrador | 1 | 3 | _q5_ | 2021/10/10-17 | Worse than Vanaheim's collapse, no evidence of anybody noticing the fall of the town exists. | |
| Hopedale | Hopedale | Avalon | 1 | 30 | _Rococo_ | 2021/10/31 | ||
| Casablanca | Casablanca | Western Sahara | 1 | 20 | BlockBuddyGavin | 2021/10-11/22-14 | ||
| The Bastion | The_Bastion | Angola | 2 | 6 | Corgipocallips | 2021/10-11/22-14 | ||
| Mangana | Mangana | Angola | 2 | 6 | eminemdiss | 2021/10-11/22-14 |
Flag
Origin
The first known prototype of the Pissist Union's flag was designed by Matthi3000_ on https://tennessine.co.uk/flags/. While he was playing around on the website, he found the flag "Nordic Newfoundland and Labrador". He liked the design, as it was similar to Avalon's flag. After some tweaking, he changed the location of the colors and the white in the middle to make the flag's color resemble Acadia. He showed this flag to Nethermite13, who liked the flag. After much tweaking, the colors were made less bright and the Pissist Coat of Arms was added.
Colonies
The GMFP, in and of itself, doesn't own any colonies; the nations inside of the GMFP have colonies
Avalonese colonies
Avalon has one colony; Western Sahara. Originally owned by Megablocklyng, its current leader is Valkyrie_Snow.
Acadian colonies
Like Avalon, Acadia has one current colony; Angola. It was recently acquired, as a leader of the nation had sold it to Nubia. However, its leader was banned and the current capital is New Lisbon, headed by _ViBiN_.