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During the months leading up to the crusade, the leader of the nation of Inuvik, [[Tyce]], started using a nation spawn by the name of Vinland in Eastern Canada in order to unwarrantably attack players. Once these attacks became known and [[Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A)|The Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.)]] started realizing that Tyce was abusing the nation spawn of Vinland, a member nation of their own alliance, a consensus was met to have Bene, the leader of Vinland, close their nation spawn. However, Tyce then began using a different nation spawn, one unassociated by MECA, to attack MECA members. Those in MECA were becoming increasingly distraught with Tyce's unprovoked attacks. A majority of the nations in MECA proclaim the religion of [[Pissism]], meaning that Tyce was committing acts of arson upon peaceful Pissists. The member nations of MECA decided that they must take matters into their own hands. MECA contacted an extremist Pissist faction by the name of [[The Sex Army]] for assistance against the attacks of Tyce. The Sex Army accepted their invitation, tired of Tyce's activities too. M.E.C.A., The Sex Army, and all member nations within MECA began talks, and the result of these talks would culminate in a plan. The plan to declare Holy War against the nation of Inuvik and enact a Pissism Crusade upon the capital, Holman. | During the months leading up to the crusade, the leader of the nation of Inuvik, [[Tyce]], started using a nation spawn by the name of Vinland in Eastern Canada in order to unwarrantably attack players. Once these attacks became known and [[Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A)|The Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.)]] started realizing that Tyce was abusing the nation spawn of Vinland, a member nation of their own alliance, a consensus was met to have Bene, the leader of Vinland, close their nation spawn. However, Tyce then began using a different nation spawn, one unassociated by MECA, to attack MECA members. Those in MECA were becoming increasingly distraught with Tyce's unprovoked attacks. A majority of the nations in MECA proclaim the religion of [[Pissism]], meaning that Tyce was committing acts of arson upon peaceful Pissists. The member nations of MECA decided that they must take matters into their own hands. MECA contacted an extremist Pissist faction by the name of [[The Sex Army]] for assistance against the attacks of Tyce. The Sex Army accepted their invitation, tired of Tyce's activities too. M.E.C.A., The Sex Army, and all member nations within MECA began talks, and the result of these talks would culminate in a plan. The plan to declare Holy War against the nation of Inuvik and enact a Pissism Crusade upon the capital, Holman. | ||
This pensive plot would go into effect on March 24th, 2020, as soldiers in The Sex Army and members of MECA teleported to the Avalon-controlled nation of [[Slave]], which was positioned south of Inuvik. The crusaders began their quest, as they took upon the long trek from northern Alberta to Victoria Island, where Inuvik was positioned. Boats were used to cross rivers, and boots were used to cross land. Strangely however, almost by the sheer will of the Ball God, there had been a new player positioned midway through the crusader's trek, as a joke, one of the crusaders invited the new player to the crusade, and he accepted! His name would be known as Jacob8858, and he would be honoured as a Legendary Crusader and Noble Gentleman for years to come. Some theories have even proposed that he was the Ball God himself in material form.[[File:Trojan.png|thumb|The Trojan Cock from a distance|link=https://earthmc. | This pensive plot would go into effect on March 24th, 2020, as soldiers in The Sex Army and members of MECA teleported to the Avalon-controlled nation of [[Slave]], which was positioned south of Inuvik. The crusaders began their quest, as they took upon the long trek from northern Alberta to Victoria Island, where Inuvik was positioned. Boats were used to cross rivers, and boots were used to cross land. Strangely however, almost by the sheer will of the Ball God, there had been a new player positioned midway through the crusader's trek, as a joke, one of the crusaders invited the new player to the crusade, and he accepted! His name would be known as Jacob8858, and he would be honoured as a Legendary Crusader and Noble Gentleman for years to come. Some theories have even proposed that he was the Ball God himself in material form.[[File:Trojan.png|thumb|The Trojan Cock from a distance|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Trojan.png|alt=]] | ||
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This page is similar to another, you may be looking for The Inuvik Crusades, or perhaps The Second Inuvik Crusade, or The Pissmas Crusade
The First Inuvik Crusade was one of a historic series of Pissism Crusades aimed against the capital of Inuvik, Holman. Provoked after the leader of Inuvik, Tyce began to unwarrantably attack players on the east coast and members of the Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.), who then sought the assistance of The Sex Army, an extremist Pissist religious group, in retaliating against Tyce's attacks. The result of these talks culminated in The First Inuvik Crusade, a massive Pissism Crusade that lead to the downfall of Inuvik.
Although Inuvik is no longer a nation, the crusade is commemorated each year in reenactments of The First Inuvik Crusade, such as The Second Inuvik Crusade, which was celebrated and reenacted during the nation of Avalon's second anniversary.Template:Battle template
Today, many have come to terms with Tyce, and The Inuvik Crusades have become a Massive Cultural Holiday in Pissist culture, completely unrelated from Tyce anymore. It is said that every Pissist at one point in their career must take the trek to Inuvik and place a Pee Pee structure themselves.
The First Inuvik Crusade
During the months leading up to the crusade, the leader of the nation of Inuvik, Tyce, started using a nation spawn by the name of Vinland in Eastern Canada in order to unwarrantably attack players. Once these attacks became known and The Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.) started realizing that Tyce was abusing the nation spawn of Vinland, a member nation of their own alliance, a consensus was met to have Bene, the leader of Vinland, close their nation spawn. However, Tyce then began using a different nation spawn, one unassociated by MECA, to attack MECA members. Those in MECA were becoming increasingly distraught with Tyce's unprovoked attacks. A majority of the nations in MECA proclaim the religion of Pissism, meaning that Tyce was committing acts of arson upon peaceful Pissists. The member nations of MECA decided that they must take matters into their own hands. MECA contacted an extremist Pissist faction by the name of The Sex Army for assistance against the attacks of Tyce. The Sex Army accepted their invitation, tired of Tyce's activities too. M.E.C.A., The Sex Army, and all member nations within MECA began talks, and the result of these talks would culminate in a plan. The plan to declare Holy War against the nation of Inuvik and enact a Pissism Crusade upon the capital, Holman.
This pensive plot would go into effect on March 24th, 2020, as soldiers in The Sex Army and members of MECA teleported to the Avalon-controlled nation of Slave, which was positioned south of Inuvik. The crusaders began their quest, as they took upon the long trek from northern Alberta to Victoria Island, where Inuvik was positioned. Boats were used to cross rivers, and boots were used to cross land. Strangely however, almost by the sheer will of the Ball God, there had been a new player positioned midway through the crusader's trek, as a joke, one of the crusaders invited the new player to the crusade, and he accepted! His name would be known as Jacob8858, and he would be honoured as a Legendary Crusader and Noble Gentleman for years to come. Some theories have even proposed that he was the Ball God himself in material form.
At last, The Crusaders had reached Inuvik. And once they reached Holman, they began to crusade the town; surrounding it with Pee-Pees, and placing particularly large ones on the hillsides. Once all were placed, the crusaders teamed up to place the final Pee Pee, a legendary structure to rival anything; The Trojan Cock. Owing to its name, a crusader by the name of Tree AKA AkumaCat hid in The Trojan Cock for 10 hours waiting to ambush Tyce, but sadly he would never log on. The First Inuvik Crusade would be deemed a huge success, and after a quick lunch break and photo op, the crusaders left the town and went their own ways.
In the two weeks following The First Inuvik Crusade, Tyce would grow more agitated as he would ramp up attacks on M.E.C.A. members in the area. Once those in M.E.C.A. refused to pay his 45G ransom, he attacked the neighboring town of Boston, killing residents there, and purchasing embassies and blowing up plots. Tyce was banned for a week. As a result of Tyce's attacks, On April 14th, 2020, Bidav dissolved relations with the M.E.C.A. towns in his nation, and kicked them from America. The towns that were kicked would join the nation of Avalon, and later form their own nation called Acadia. In fact, many have theorized that if Tyce hadn't stubbornly attacked those towns, Acadia would never had been made, as those towns may still have been in America to this day.