The Pissmas Crusade

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The Pissmas Crusade was one of a historic series of Pissism Crusades aimed against the capital of Inuvik, Holman. Provoked after the leader of Inuvik, Tyce began to unwarrantably attack players on the east coast and members of the Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.), who then sought the assistance of The Sex Army, an extremist Pissist religious group, in retaliating against Tyce's attacks. The result of these talks culminated in The First Inuvik Crusade, a massive Pissism Crusade that lead to the downfall of Inuvik.

The group photo taken at the sacred Inuvik Hill, the site of the The First Inuvik Crusade

In honour of the event, Pissists celebrate Pissmas, a Pissist religious holiday, by crusading to Inuvik every 23rd of December to hang Pissist ornaments on The Trojan Cock and overall have a great time.Template:Battle template

The Pissmas Crusade

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The Trojan Cock, covered with leaves and ornaments

Pissists, for a long time, had been without a holy day, the closest thing was the annual anniversary of the nation of Avalon, which was often accompanied by a Pissism Crusade, but Pissism had no holiday outside of politics within a nation. That is, until December 23rd, 2021, where a handful of high-ranking Pissists including Poop MattyG2012 decided to celebrate Pissmas, which was to occur every 23rd of December to spite Christmas. The holiday would coincide with a Pissmas Crusade to the ruins of Holman, Inuvik, and this year was no different, with over seven Pissists joining in the crusade. More Pee-Pees were added to the already sprawling corpse of Inuvik. Nethermite13 added leaves to the Trojan Cock, and allowed other crusaders to place ornaments on it. Once it was complete, it was quite the sight to behold, and everyone came through for a group photo.