Riley McDonut
Riley_McDonut, also known as I am E, is an inactive player of EarthMC. He is most known for being the original leader of Avalon and a vital part of Pissism's history.
Biography
Early stages (April 24th, 2019 - )
Joining and forming Dildo (April 24th, 2019 - June 11th)
Riley_McDonut stated on Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion that he discovered the server through the Server Trailer on Fix's YouTube channel, although he doesn't specify where he spawned. Riley first joined Greater London, a town that was declining at the time. He left the town for Bridgeton, Québec's former capital. Two days later, Aceshooter11 gave Riley enough Gold to make a town and, on April 26th, he formed the town of Dildo.
However, on April 7th, a user by the name of Dabs_All_OvarYT formed Pee Pee Island, another town that jokes about the male genitals. Riley was suspicious about this town at the north. Eventually, Riley and Dabs created The Treaty of Avalon, which divided the Avalon Peninsula in two to allow peaceful expansion for both towns.
The founding of Avalon (June 11th - June 20th)
On June 11th, Aceshooter11, the same person that gave Riley gold to create Dildo, put his nation, Nova Scotia, on auction. He was scammed by Somerset, and many towns part of Nova Scotia left out of fear. Québec, on the same day the auction happened, funded the nation of Newfoundland to gain more power on the area, with its capital on Harbour. Many former Nova Scotia towns joined, and Riley tried several towns to move Newfoundland's capital to Dildo.
After failing, Riley gathered as much gold as he could to create a nation, the future Avalon. One vital detail was missing: a name. After some convincing, Newfoundland's name was changed to Labrador and so, on June 13th, Avalon was founded with the name Newfoundland. However, Newfoundland's unknown leader asked for the name back, and MattyG2012 suggested the name Avalon. And so, on June 20th Riley changed the nation's name to Avalon.