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which translates to "for order and progress, for Haybird and Pissism"}}
which translates to "for order and progress, for Haybird and Pissism"}}


The '''Church of Haybird''', also known as '''Haybirdi Pissism''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the elusive figure of Haybird (dunno who he is) (they don't either)
The '''Church of Haybird''', also known as '''Haybirdi Pissism''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the elusive figure of Haybird.


==History==
==History==
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==Beliefs==
==Beliefs==
The denomination strives away from the main Pissist church by cutting ties from [[the Poop]] and by adding new traditions and festivals in liturgy, while also adding the Haybird: a sort of prophet figure that no one really knows who he actually is.
The denomination strives away from the main Pissist church by cutting ties from [[the Poop]] and by adding new traditions and festivals in liturgy, while also adding the Haybird: a semi-historical aviary prophet who spread the word of the ballgod (without space) by landing his teachings in bird poop spread across every car in Acadia. Not much is known about him- his age, his origin. By Haybirdites, he hatched from the great bellend of the twin-vagabond and made it his great message to spread the idea of reformation from the old Pissists, and to start a new moral code that allows expansion and activity at all costs.


Haybirdites also spell their deities name like "Ballgod"
Haybirdites also spell their deities name like "Ballgod"

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The Church of Haybird, also known as Haybirdi Pissism is a denomination of Pissism that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the elusive figure of Haybird.

History


Background

During the rule of Poop MattyG2012, Pissism had very little growth and began to stall in administration and religious events. NetherMite13 grew weary of the Poop's constipation in activity, so he decided to start his own more active branch of Pissism. Acadia already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, and the figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition. But, NetherMite soon decided the formalize the schism to re-ignite Pissist expansion and activity.

Formation

On December 22nd, 2021, NetherMite posted the announcement on Acadia's Discord server. Template:Quote (Matthi3000 ) SaltedSuris, the leader of Labrador, decided to create his own church to combat Haybirdism, the Northern Orthocoxy Church, with Salted's church being more focused on traditional values.

Beliefs

The denomination strives away from the main Pissist church by cutting ties from the Poop and by adding new traditions and festivals in liturgy, while also adding the Haybird: a semi-historical aviary prophet who spread the word of the ballgod (without space) by landing his teachings in bird poop spread across every car in Acadia. Not much is known about him- his age, his origin. By Haybirdites, he hatched from the great bellend of the twin-vagabond and made it his great message to spread the idea of reformation from the old Pissists, and to start a new moral code that allows expansion and activity at all costs.

Haybirdites also spell their deities name like "Ballgod"

Trust me when I say this simple spelling is a contentious debate between the two sects.