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The idea of '''Cumminism''' was founded by [[GPM_Marcus]], a resident of [[New Moncton]], [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021, the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the Acadian Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party.
<br />[[File:Cumminist Logo no words desaturated.png|thumb|Official CPA logo]]
 
=== Origins ===
The idea of Cumminism was founded by GPM_Marcus, a resident of [[Frederiction]], [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021, the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the Acadian Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party.


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[[File:CPA logo.jpg|alt=|thumb|262x262px|Official CPA logo]]
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=== History ===
The CPA faced a humiliating defeat during the 1st Acadian Chancellorship Election despite having the most members due to a flawed election system. GPM_Marcus has stated that his ways were a mistake and that he wants to change Cumminism to adapt to the modern minecraft world. An ancient Chinese proverb was used by GPM_Marcus:
'''''"Failure is the mother of success."'''''
He states that despite his defeat in the election, the CPA does not back down. "We can learn from our failures to better improve ourselves for the future. Acadia is destined to be Cumminist. Glory to L’Acadie*!"
<nowiki>*</nowiki>L'Acadie is french for Acadia
He also states the reason for his loss:
'''''"The Acadian government has forbidden the people to vote, instead they use the high elite members of Acadia to vote. I appeal to the people, not the government. The Cumminist Party of Acadia relies on the proletariat, the working class of common folk."'''''
=== Ideology ===
=== Ideology ===
Cumminism adopts both Democratic and Socialist Ideologies. We also believe that cum is a holy object and shall not be ingested in any way, shape or form. Cumminists don't try to destroy the other ideologies but we believe that they will succumb to their own flaws and soon end up with true Cumminism.
Cumminism adopts [[Pissism|Pissist]]. We also believe that cum is a holy object and shall not be ingested in any way, shape or form. Cumminists don't try to destroy the other ideologies but we believe that they will succumb to their own flaws and soon end up with true Cumminism.


=== The CPA and the Cumminist Manifesto ===
=== The CPA and the Cumminist Manifesto ===
We have a leadership election every year and the person who has the most votes wins and becomes Premier. This Premier is not the ruler of Acadia but will be given a seat on the Acadian National Meeting. The Cumminist Senate will be voting and anyone can apply to be a part of it! DM me to be in the Senate of Cumminism! The Director of State will be hand picked by the Premier from the Senate, Executive Officers and Party Members! Join now to be a part of the future of Acadia. This is the discord link: https://discord.gg/kEnNyBChJ8
Premier is not the ruler of Acadia but will be given a seat on the Acadian National Meeting.
 
==== The Cumminist Manifesto ====
A spectre is haunting EarthMC—the spectre of Cumminism.
All the Powers of EarthMC have entered into a holy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: The Pissists and Cockservatives, Nationalpiss and Democraps.
 
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Cumministic by its opponents in power?
 
Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Cumminists, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
 
Two things result from this fact.
 
l. Cumminism is already acknowledged by all EarthMC Powers to be itself a Power.
 
ll. It is high time that Cumminists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Cumminism with a Manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Cumminists of various nationalities have assembled in Saint John, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be published in the English, French, [[Avalonese]], [[Quebecese]], German, Italian, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlegm Flemish] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato Danish] languages.
 
The 21st century crapitalists and cockservatives are doomed to be overthrown by our revolutionaries, giving birth to the era of Cumminism. We will abolish the crapitalist lie of private belongings. We will bring fourth a world that belongs to the cumminists. Everyone is equal and the proletariat will become the ruling class. Cumminists of our world, unite.
 
==== Alternate CPA Symbols ====
[[File:Cumminist logo.png|thumb|Senate Logo for CPA]]
<br />The Cumminist Party of Acadia(CPA) has a senate. It is used to maintain a fair and uncorrupt government in case the Greater Premier is corrupted. The Senate has the rights to impeach the Premier if they have the grounds to do so.
 
Hierarchy of CPA
 
1: Greater Premier (The Great Leader of our Party)
 
2: Founder (Our first member and leader)


3: Chancellor Candidate (Running for Chancellor)
The Manifesto of the Cumminist Party can be found [[Cumminist Manifesto|here]].


4: Director of State (Elected yearly through elections within the Cumminist Senate)
== History ==
The Cumminist Party of Acadia was founded by GPM_Marcus. in an effort to push [[Acadia]] to greatness. The party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of the Acadian Prosperity arty and the National Cockservative Party of Acadia. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realised that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to the Cumminist Pissists of Acadia. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.


5: Agents of CUM (Cumminist Underground Ministry, a secret operative agency to secure Acadian National Security)
The CPA faced a humiliating defeat during the 1st Acadian Chancellorship Election despite having the most members due to a flawed election system. GPM_Marcus has stated that his ways were a mistake and that he wants to change Cumminism to adapt to the modern minecraft world. An ancient Chinese proverb was used by GPM_Marcus:


6: Executive Officers (Supreme Senate Members)
'''''"Failure is the mother of success."'''''


7: Senate Members (Votes on decisions)
He states that despite his defeat in the election, the CPA does not back down. "We can learn from our failures to better improve ourselves for the future. Acadia is destined to be Cumminist. Glory to Acadia!"


8: Cumminist Propagandists (Spreads TRUE propaganda for Acadia and Cumminism)
He also states the reason for his loss:  


9: Party Members (Basic Party Members)
'''''"The Acadian government has forbidden the people to vote, instead they use the high elite members of Acadia to vote. I appeal to the people, not the government. The Cumminist Party of Acadia relies on the proletariat, the working class of common folk."'''''


10: EMC Players (The CPN values all EMC players)
Many months after the elections, Premier GPM_Marcus officially proclaimed the Cumminist Union- a united front of all cumminists, no matter what nationality -This quickly diversified the Cumminist Party of Acadia, and therefore soon was split into groups of Cumminists.


11: Opposing Party Members (other parties sux)
A second election has come up, this time in the [[The Grand Maritime Federation|Grand Maritime Federation]] after the establishment of its constitution. With an amazing campaign, GPM_Marcus won the election, founding the CPGMF(Cumminist Party of the Grand Maritime Federation) and becoming one of the first Grand Council Electives in the supernation.
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Latest revision as of 08:26, 8 June 2023

The idea of Cumminism was founded by GPM_Marcus, a resident of New Moncton, Acadia. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021, the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the Acadian Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party.



Official CPA logo


Ideology

Cumminism adopts Pissist. We also believe that cum is a holy object and shall not be ingested in any way, shape or form. Cumminists don't try to destroy the other ideologies but we believe that they will succumb to their own flaws and soon end up with true Cumminism.

The CPA and the Cumminist Manifesto

Premier is not the ruler of Acadia but will be given a seat on the Acadian National Meeting.

The Manifesto of the Cumminist Party can be found here.

History

The Cumminist Party of Acadia was founded by GPM_Marcus. in an effort to push Acadia to greatness. The party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of the Acadian Prosperity arty and the National Cockservative Party of Acadia. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realised that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to the Cumminist Pissists of Acadia. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.

The CPA faced a humiliating defeat during the 1st Acadian Chancellorship Election despite having the most members due to a flawed election system. GPM_Marcus has stated that his ways were a mistake and that he wants to change Cumminism to adapt to the modern minecraft world. An ancient Chinese proverb was used by GPM_Marcus:

"Failure is the mother of success."

He states that despite his defeat in the election, the CPA does not back down. "We can learn from our failures to better improve ourselves for the future. Acadia is destined to be Cumminist. Glory to Acadia!"

He also states the reason for his loss:

"The Acadian government has forbidden the people to vote, instead they use the high elite members of Acadia to vote. I appeal to the people, not the government. The Cumminist Party of Acadia relies on the proletariat, the working class of common folk."

Many months after the elections, Premier GPM_Marcus officially proclaimed the Cumminist Union- a united front of all cumminists, no matter what nationality -This quickly diversified the Cumminist Party of Acadia, and therefore soon was split into groups of Cumminists.

A second election has come up, this time in the Grand Maritime Federation after the establishment of its constitution. With an amazing campaign, GPM_Marcus won the election, founding the CPGMF(Cumminist Party of the Grand Maritime Federation) and becoming one of the first Grand Council Electives in the supernation.

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