St. Afaukiz Church of the Ball God

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Shite Afaukiz Church of the Ball God was a pissist church located in Sicily, Italia. While it was open, it was Italy's largest Pissist Church.

History


Construction

First Church

St. Afaukiz shortly after land expansion

Originally constructed as a mission to convert the people of Sicily to Pissism, ground was broken on the new church nearly immediately after Santacruiser arrived in Sicily on September 18th, 2021. The original structure was built near the town's larger Cathedral, and was sanctioned by the town's mayor, BrickMayorGuy.

Renovations

The church was well-received by the town's residents and government due to its appearance, and BrickMayorGuy sold additional land to Santacruiser in late 2021. The land was initially terraformed into a park space. It was later flattened, with the original church knocked down and renovated with a wider nave and more Roman-styled architecture.

Closure

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On January 12th, 2022, the Governor of Italia, Fritzstick, took notice of the church's activities and ordered it shuttered due to apostasy, proselytizing, and officially viewing Pissism as an insane cult. The church was closed shortly after, with Santacruiser fleeing to Campground in Woodland Cree.