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{{ | Pissism is a religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]].{{Template for Religion|deities_/_gods=[[The Ball God]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Kush Pissistan]|date_of_creation=June 19, 2019|nations_using_the_religion=All of them.|image1=dildosdildologo.png}}{{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}} | ||
== | ==History of Pissism== | ||
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===Very early Pissism=== | ===Very early Pissism=== | ||
Pissism is the official Religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] on EarthMC that was created when various users from ancient Avalon were trying to craft their nation, but had to deal with constant [[Bactria]] griefers stealing their gold before they could establish towns. Desperate to establish a nation of their own, Avalon citizens prayed and prayed that some overarching force would keep the Bactrian griefers away so they could establish a society. This repeated for many days and many nights until finally, one night, a user by the name of [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was praying when he had a vision. On the vision, he was exiting his makeshift home to get some water when a whole squad of Bactrian griefers came across the ice road. He thought he was done for when, suddenly, out of the sky, a giant shirtless godly figure flew down to earth, and using the legendary powers of ejaculation warded the Bactrian griefers away. After the griefers were gone, the figure looked at Dabs_All_OvarYT and said: "I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "Pee Pees" And my powers and I will keep you safe". Dabs was stunned, he asked what we must call such a legendary being. and the figure responded with; "[[The Ball God]], now, May the Pee Pee be with you". | Pissism is the official Religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] on EarthMC that was created when various users from ancient Avalon were trying to craft their nation, but had to deal with constant [[Bactria]] griefers stealing their gold before they could establish towns. Desperate to establish a nation of their own, Avalon citizens prayed and prayed that some overarching force would keep the Bactrian griefers away so they could establish a society. This repeated for many days and many nights until finally, one night, a user by the name of [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was praying when he had a vision. On the vision, he was exiting his makeshift home to get some water when a whole squad of Bactrian griefers came across the ice road. He thought he was done for when, suddenly, out of the sky, a giant shirtless godly figure flew down to earth, and using the legendary powers of ejaculation warded the Bactrian griefers away. After the griefers were gone, the figure looked at Dabs_All_OvarYT and said: "I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "Pee Pees" And my powers and I will keep you safe". Dabs was stunned, he asked what we must call such a legendary being. and the figure responded with; "[[The Ball God]], now, May the Pee Pee be with you". | ||