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| ===Current List of Important Pissists=== | | === List of Shites through time === |
| | All Poops are Shites. |
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| | |Riley_McDonut of Dildo |
| | |Shite Riley_McDonut was the second and last only individual to glance upon the ball god. He originally did not like Dabs's town encroaching upon his borders and if not persuaded by the ball god might have spelt the end of Pissism. His contruction of the [[Dildo's Dildo]] along with making Pissism the national religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism. |
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| | |SaltedSuris of Labrador |
| | |SaltedSuris is the only Shite in Labrador. Shited by MattyG2012, SaltedSuris tried to convert the nation of Croatia but failed, yet proved to be devout. SaltedSuris made the lands of Labrador legitimate Pissist land by converting residents in Labrador to Pissism. After garfield_mc left [[Domino]], Salted repurposed garfield_mc's church to the church of St. Nethermite13. |
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| *'''Pp. Megablocklyng I - '''Poop Megablocklyng, a.k.a. Ihrs, was the first appointed Poop in all of Pissist History. Megablocklyng in real life is a bisexual German, perfect for the role as Poop of a religion worshiping the male genitalia. He wasn't born a Pissist and actually was part of one of the many germanies before leaving to join Avalon. He made his first town Pissistan and immediately started worshiping Pissism. He spread Pissism from North America to Africa and Europe and more. He loved it so much that the [[The Ball God|Ball God]] himself appointed him as Poop of Pissism and became the new Ball God.
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| *'''Pp. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee Pee Island - '''Poop [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] (or just Dabs or Dabs of PP or St. Dabs for short) was the first mortal individual to ever glance upon the Ball God himself. Refering to the Old Testament, he saw the Ball God in a version. He was instructed to build the first Pee Pee as well. This along with the fact that he logged most of the history of Pissism earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism and eventually the Poop, although it was for only one day.
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| *'''Pp. [[MattyG2012]] of pee_pee_island - '''Poop [[MattyG2012]] is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in [[Pee Pee Island]]. He discovered EMC thanks to ibxtoycat's first video, where he showcased Pee Pee Island and helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against [[Baptiste1006]]. Before becoming Poop on April 31th, 2021, he served as a Shite, and currently is the leader of Avalon.
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| *'''St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo - '''Shite Riley_McDonut was the second and last only individual to glance upon the ball god. He originally did not like Dabs's town encroaching upon his borders and if not persuaded by the ball god might have spelt the end of Pissism. His contruction of the [[Dildo's Dildo]] along with making Pissism the national religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
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| *'''St. SaltedSuris of Labrador -''' SaltedSuris is the only Shite in Labrador. Shited by MattyG2012, SaltedSuris tried to convert the nation of Croatia but failed, yet proved to be devout. SaltedSuris made the lands of Labrador legitimate Pissist land by converting residents in Labrador to Pissism. After garfield_mc left [[Domino]], Salted repurposed garfield_mc's church to the church of St. Nethermite13.
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| *'''St. Scorpionzzx of Rennes - '''Similiar to Riley, Scorpionzzx did not at first like this one nation doing well south of his, and schemed to create a rival religion to take out Pissism. He adopted Bruhism and this kicks off many crusades against Quebec (Now [[Quebec.1|Canada]]). After alot of crusadering he proposed a deal to the Pissism Council. He would convert himself and the rest of Quebec to Pissism if all Pissists were to vote for him in an upcoming election. Since politics are pointless the Pissists accepted the deal and Scorpion converted. He even built the largest standing Pissism church by chunks in the server. This along with his eagerness to spread Pissism after the crusades earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
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| *'''St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - '''Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is [[MattyG2012]]'s brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade.
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| *'''St. Remcoms of Kaska - '''Shite Remcoms had lived in Avalon and Slave in his past-time. He encouraged people to convert to pissism and has been on a few pee pee crusades like the one near Gasepeise where he placed some pee pees outside of its capital, and on the highly notable Kushite Birthday Crusade. He currently owns Kaska, a former Beeist stronghold, and he also has a church in [[Maluku]] which coincidentally the king of Maluku is Remcodd.
| | |Similiar to Riley, Scorpionzzx did not at first like this one nation doing well south of his, and schemed to create a rival religion to take out Pissism. He adopted Bruhism and this kicks off many crusades against Quebec (Now Canada). After alot of crusadering he proposed a deal to the Pissism Council. He would convert himself and the rest of Quebec to Pissism if all Pissists were to vote for him in an upcoming election. Since politics are pointless the Pissists accepted the deal and Scorpion converted. He even built the largest standing Pissism church by chunks in the server. This along with his eagerness to spread Pissism after the crusades earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism. |
| *'''St. Afaukiz of Svalbard -''' He founded the Svalbardic Pissist church, and after approval from the Ballgod, became a Shite. He is a devoted Pissist, having been one since he joined the server.
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| *'''St. NetherMite13 of Acadia -'''
| | |ToboCoolMan2000 of Pee Pee Island |
| *'''St. Colt_44_magnum of Belgium -'''
| | |Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is [[MattyG2012]]'s brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade. |
| *'''St. Matthi3000_ of Avalon -''' Matthi3000_ is the newest Shite to be added. He wrote the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]] and is highly active on Discord.
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| | |Remcoms of Kaska |
| | |Shite Remcoms had lived in Avalon and Slave in his past-time. He encouraged people to convert to pissism and has been on a few pee pee crusades like the one near Gasepeise where he placed some pee pees outside of its capital, and on the highly notable Kushite Birthday Crusade. He currently owns Kaska, a former Beeist stronghold, and he also has a church in [[Maluku]] which coincidentally the king of Maluku is Remcodd. |
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| | |Afaukiz of Svalbard |
| | |He founded the Svalbardic Pissist church, and after approval from the Ballgod, became a Shite. He is a devoted Pissist, having been one since he joined the server. |
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| | |NetherMite13 of Acadia |
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| | |Colt_44_Magnum of Belgium |
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| | |Matthi3000_ of Avalon |
| | |Matthi3000_ is the newest Shite to be added. He wrote the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]] and is highly active on Discord. |
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| ====How to become a Shite or Poop==== | | ===List of Known Pissists=== |
| | This is a list of popular Pissists on EarthMC. |
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| | ===How to become a Shite or Poop=== |
| To become a Shite, someone must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If a Shite does anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact him from whatever Shitery. | | To become a Shite, someone must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If a Shite does anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact him from whatever Shitery. |
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