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Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=~50|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.

==History of Pissism==

===Very early Pissism===

Pissism is the official Religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] on EarthMC that was created when various users from ancient Avalon were trying to craft their nation, but had to deal with constant [[Bactria]] griefers stealing their gold before they could establish towns. Desperate to establish a nation of their own, Avalon citizens prayed and prayed that some overarching force would keep the Bactrian griefers away so they could establish a society. This repeated for many days and many nights until finally, one night, a user by the name of [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was praying when he had a vision.

On the vision, he was exiting his makeshift home to get some water when a whole squad of Bactrian griefers came across the ice road. He thought he was done for when, suddenly, out of the sky, a giant, shirtless godly figure flew down to earth, and using the legendary powers of ejaculation warded the Bactrian griefers away. After the griefers were gone, the figure looked at Dabs_All_OvarYT and said: "I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "[[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]]" And my powers and I will keep you safe". Dabs was stunned, he asked what we must call such a legendary being. and the figure responded with; "[[The Ball God]], now, May the Pee Pee be with you". The vision reportedly finished after that and Dabs woke up in his minecraft bed. He then immediately followed the Ball God's instructions and placed the blocks required. Bactria would never raid Avalon again and Dabs would get the required amount of gold to create the town of pee_pee_island. In honor of the Ball God and the fact that the town was established, Dabs_All_OvarYT crafted the pee_pee_island national monument, the Pee Pee.[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|left|thumb|290x290px|The Dildo's Dildo, in Dildo]]About a month later, a user by the name of Riley_McDonut had wanted to form the town of Dildo in the same area as pee_pee_island. He originally did not like Dabs's town getting in the way of his master plan, and planned to enemy him. But before it was too late, he had the same vision as Dabs had, and he created the town of Dildo. To honor the Ball God, Riley created the [[Dildo's Dildo|Dildo of Dildo]], with it's uniquely magenta color. Although many towns have been established, no other visions have occurred since. However, in November; Riley destroyed the Dildo in order to make a new Avalon-themed Museum (entitled the Balloseum)

===The Pissism Crusade and the Appointment of a Poop===

In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes interested in Pissism. As he owned a town in Avalon, he was already a Pissist, but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building Pissist churches through the land, starting with one in his town and going from there. He cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball God via Discord who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, [[The Iberian War|War in Spain]] had erupted and, as he had allies in Spain, Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month. During that time, his town tragically fell. After the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that Pissism would be the official religion there.

During the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Qu%C3%A9bec Québec] actively denounced Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of Bruh. This angered the Poop who, with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildos and Pee Pees all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the Pee Pees were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to Pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported Scorpion and him, along with the rest of Québec, were converted to Pissism

On November, Riley_McDonut in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space. This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with Riley and ,therefore, cursed the nation into a depression. After the removal of Dildo's Dildo, the Dildonic Protests occured on November 28th, and Riley promised putting DIldo's Dildo on the museum's entrance. It currently resides on the entrace of the National Parliament.

===Pissism in the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspector Gang War ===

Although the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War]] was a conflict mostly centered around drug cartels, Pissism played a moderate role in the conflict, being part of the Penis Inspector faction. The Penis Inspectors often either lived in Pissist Areas such as Avalon or Western_Sahara (Spanish_Sahara), or were Pissist themselves. Pissist Nations supported the Penis Inspectors in this December-January Conflict.

===Emergence of Beeism and the Sex Army===

[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|155x155px|Coat of Arms of the Sex Army|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Sex_army_coat_of_arms.jpeg]]In Late February 2020, the server updates to 1.15.2, adding bees. A rogue Pissist, RedY0shi, forms Beeism, a new religion worshiping the infidel bees instead of the Pee Pees. It spreads rapidly like wet butter and Pissism feels threatened. Therefore, the [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sex_Army Sex Army] is formed. A weird mish-mash between the KBG and the Spanish Inquisition, except its on a Minecraft server using Pissism. Its main goal is to keep Pissism the dominant religion on the server, through coordinated crusades and offences against Beeism and other Forces Against Pissism (Shortened to FAPs for simplicity). Much like the religion itself, the Sex Army is run by high-ranking Pissist officials such as the Poop and Shites.[[File:Dildo's new dildo.jpeg|thumb|220x220px|Dicture of the Dildo's New Dildo. Water seen here is acutually Pee|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Dildo's_new_dildo.jpeg]]On March 8, suddenly. The Dildo's Dildo awakened from its long slumber beneath the Balloseum and broke through the floor from below. It then began rising until rupturing the ceiling and continuing until the height limit.[[File:Avalon ball.jpeg|thumb|218x218px|World record of 7 people with Avalon Ball profile pictures in one Discord call.|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Avalon_ball.jpeg|alt=|left]]Was the Ball God finally placing the Dildo's Dildo back himself and garnering a new age in Avalon? Possibly. It is theorized that, through the efforts of the rapidly increasing Pissist population and the efforts of the Sex army, the Ball God may have benn swayed into releasing the hold on Avalonese expansion. Soon after the eruption, many Pissists began to come to the site of the Dildo's New Dildo. They starting praying to it and licking it and trying to climb to the top of it. People were very excited to have the Dildo's Dildo back, even if it was mostly unintentional. On Discord, a voice chat was arranged to celebrate it's rebirth and many pissists including [[CallMeConman|Conman]] and [[imabritishcow]] changed their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball drawing done by an unkown arteest.

===The Pissism Documentary and Kush===

For a few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed their wish that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause and, on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan into [[Kush]]. However, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. The mods wouldn't answer until April.

[[File:Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|border|thumb|The Pissism Documentary, in its entirety.]]

Pissism has had a mostly unknown history, even to those that are Pissist. To document the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "[[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion]]" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube alias, 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attention in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but EarthMC religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good and some bad.

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 Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=~50|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.
+==History of Pissism==
 {{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}}
+===Very early Pissism===
+Pissism is the official Religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] on EarthMC that was created when various users from ancient Avalon were trying to craft their nation, but had to deal with constant [[Bactria]] griefers stealing their gold before they could establish towns. Desperate to establish a nation of their own, Avalon citizens prayed and prayed that some overarching force would keep the Bactrian griefers away so they could establish a society. This repeated for many days and many nights until finally, one night, a user by the name of [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was praying when he had a vision.
+On the vision, he was exiting his makeshift home to get some water when a whole squad of Bactrian griefers came across the ice road. He thought he was done for when, suddenly, out of the sky, a giant, shirtless godly figure flew down to earth, and using the legendary powers of ejaculation warded the Bactrian griefers away. After the griefers were gone, the figure looked at Dabs_All_OvarYT and said: "I will protect your kind for until the end of time itself. I grant my nutty powers to you all. Place at a minimum, three blocks going across and two blocks going upwards from the middle, or any size variation of that, along with the date of creation and adding my Discord ID (WeebyDeeby#2001) to every object created. These will be known as "[[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]]" And my powers and I will keep you safe". Dabs was stunned, he asked what we must call such a legendary being. and the figure responded with; "[[The Ball God]], now, May the Pee Pee be with you". The vision reportedly finished after that and Dabs woke up in his minecraft bed. He then immediately followed the Ball God's instructions and placed the blocks required. Bactria would never raid Avalon again and Dabs would get the required amount of gold to create the town of pee_pee_island. In honor of the Ball God and the fact that the town was established, Dabs_All_OvarYT crafted the pee_pee_island national monument, the Pee Pee.[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|left|thumb|290x290px|The Dildo's Dildo, in Dildo]]About a month later, a user by the name of Riley_McDonut had wanted to form the town of Dildo in the same area as pee_pee_island. He originally did not like Dabs's town getting in the way of his master plan, and planned to enemy him. But before it was too late, he had the same vision as Dabs had, and he created the town of Dildo. To honor the Ball God, Riley created the [[Dildo's Dildo|Dildo of Dildo]], with it's uniquely magenta color. Although many towns have been established, no other visions have occurred since. However, in November; Riley destroyed the Dildo in order to make a new Avalon-themed Museum (entitled the Balloseum)
+===The Pissism Crusade and the Appointment of a Poop===
+In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes interested in Pissism. As he owned a town in Avalon, he was already a Pissist, but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building Pissist churches through the land, starting with one in his town and going from there. He cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball God via Discord who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, [[The Iberian War|War in Spain]] had erupted and, as he had allies in Spain, Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month. During that time, his town tragically fell. After the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that Pissism would be the official religion there.
+During the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Qu%C3%A9bec Québec] actively denounced Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of Bruh. This angered the Poop who, with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildos and Pee Pees all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the Pee Pees were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to Pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported Scorpion and him, along with the rest of Québec, were converted to Pissism
+On November, Riley_McDonut in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space. This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with Riley and ,therefore, cursed the nation into a depression. After the removal of Dildo's Dildo, the Dildonic Protests occured on November 28th, and Riley promised putting DIldo's Dildo on the museum's entrance. It currently resides on the entrace of the National Parliament.
+===Pissism in the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspector Gang War ===
+Although the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War]] was a conflict mostly centered around drug cartels, Pissism played a moderate role in the conflict, being part of the Penis Inspector faction. The Penis Inspectors often either lived in Pissist Areas such as Avalon or Western_Sahara (Spanish_Sahara), or were Pissist themselves. Pissist Nations supported the Penis Inspectors in this December-January Conflict.
+===Emergence of Beeism and the Sex Army===
+[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|155x155px|Coat of Arms of the Sex Army|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Sex_army_coat_of_arms.jpeg]]In Late February 2020, the server updates to 1.15.2, adding bees. A rogue Pissist, RedY0shi, forms Beeism, a new religion worshiping the infidel bees instead of the Pee Pees. It spreads rapidly like wet butter and Pissism feels threatened. Therefore, the [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sex_Army Sex Army] is formed. A weird mish-mash between the KBG and the Spanish Inquisition, except its on a Minecraft server using Pissism. Its main goal is to keep Pissism the dominant religion on the server, through coordinated crusades and offences against Beeism and other Forces Against Pissism (Shortened to FAPs for simplicity). Much like the religion itself, the Sex Army is run by high-ranking Pissist officials such as the Poop and Shites.[[File:Dildo's new dildo.jpeg|thumb|220x220px|Dicture of the Dildo's New Dildo. Water seen here is acutually Pee|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Dildo's_new_dildo.jpeg]]On March 8, suddenly. The Dildo's Dildo awakened from its long slumber beneath the Balloseum and broke through the floor from below. It then began rising until rupturing the ceiling and continuing until the height limit.[[File:Avalon ball.jpeg|thumb|218x218px|World record of 7 people with Avalon Ball profile pictures in one Discord call.|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Avalon_ball.jpeg|alt=|left]]Was the Ball God finally placing the Dildo's Dildo back himself and garnering a new age in Avalon? Possibly. It is theorized that, through the efforts of the rapidly increasing Pissist population and the efforts of the Sex army, the Ball God may have benn swayed into releasing the hold on Avalonese expansion. Soon after the eruption, many Pissists began to come to the site of the Dildo's New Dildo. They starting praying to it and licking it and trying to climb to the top of it. People were very excited to have the Dildo's Dildo back, even if it was mostly unintentional. On Discord, a voice chat was arranged to celebrate it's rebirth and many pissists including [[CallMeConman|Conman]] and [[imabritishcow]] changed their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball drawing done by an unkown arteest.
+===The Pissism Documentary and Kush===
+For a few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed their wish that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause and, on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan into [[Kush]]. However, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. The mods wouldn't answer until April.
 [[File:Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|border|thumb|The Pissism Documentary, in its entirety.]]
 Pissism has had a mostly unknown history, even to those that are Pissist. To document the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "[[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion]]" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube alias, 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attention in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but EarthMC religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good and some bad.

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