Greaseballer

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Greaseballer (formerly Noahser and noahsermoo1119) is a Nubian player who first joined on the 17th of September 2019, and has been playing since. He was formerly Minister of Cultural Affairs for Nubia (from September 2020 - January 2021), and former Nubian Minister of Defence. He is also the leader of Kiir, which managed reached over 70 residents at peak with gorkymoo1119 and twomoo1119's help.

First days

Noahsermoo1119 joined in September of 2019 after escaping a factions server he was hated on, He spawned in Southern Iran, in modern day Persepolis. This was convenient, as he wanted to make Medina, which is a bit north of Mecca. At the time, no town occupied that area. He quickly realized that there was no way he was going to make that much gold. He was then offered to join the town of Tiger's Nest, in Bhutan. He declined this, instead continuing to persue medina. Finally he was approached by twomoo1119, who wanted to invite him to El Obeid. He would accept this, and join the town.

Short time in El Obeid

When he joined El Obeid, he was given a small house and a horse. He would explore areas, and go along the ice roads to find new lands. Eventually, he started to gather gold for a town in South Sudan, and it was to be called South Sudan. When Noahsermoo1119 asked twomoo1119 for funding, he declined, saying that if it doesn't have enough money to found itself, then it wont be able to afford claims. Eventually, Noahsermoo1119 would gather enough gold to make a town, and on September 25th, 2019, he made South Sudan, now called Kiir.

After making Kiir

When South Sudan was founded, he brought in one of his friends, Lopile, to help him. Eventually Lopile became inactive, so Noahsermoo1119 would be on his own. Noahsermoo1119 would be an on and off player, usually coming back to EarthMC when he got banned on another server or something interesting happened to the server (such as the Ethiopian Revolt). He played during mid September - late September, late November - late January, early March - early April, early May - early June, and early July - Present. He also has the 2nd oldest /res date in Nubia, only behind twomoo1119. Along with Twict and Bigdaddythunder, he would grief areas around Osiris during the war with Ancient Egypt in late 2019. The Grief would eventually get rolled back.

Politics

Noahsermoo1119's first political position was Kephale in the Greater Roman Empire (GRE) in late 2019. He was appointed to be one by twomoo1119, along with a resident of El Obeid. He would later run for Magister Militum, and win. He didn't do much of anything as MM, and would take a break near the end of his term to focus on other servers. It would be all the way until June of 2020 when he would get another political position. He was Minister of Defence for Nubia for 3 days in June before resigning to focus on other servers. When he came back, he ran as Minister of Cultural Affairs several times, but was never elected. He managed to get MoCA when iamkeg resigned in October. He would then run again in November and December, winning both terms, but would stop running in January.

Tactical Marriage

Noahsermoo1119 is currently married to 5 people, Amphire, Nbax, Sovietlord, Driifter, and Gorkymoo1119. Only one of these marriages are recognized, the one with Driiftermoo1119. Only 2 of these marriages have had weddings, those being Amphire and Sovietlord, The others didn't, but weddings with Gorkymoo1119 and Driifter are possible in the future. The majority of these marriages were set up to anger the person that is getting married and almost all of these marriages were ironic.

Marriage with Amphire

In response to Mongolia declaring war on Nubia, Noahsermoo1119 set up a marriage with Amphire in an attempt to anger him. A wedding was organized at Kraftier on September 20th, 2020. When the day arrived, it was heavily advertised in chat by the Nubians, the location was also switched to Dharug so more people could get there. Right before the wedding, Amphire left the server, so Noahsermoo1119 got StarKiller1744 to put on Amphires skin and act as him. and on September 20th, 2020, Amphire and Noahsermoo1119 "married"

Marriage with SovietLord

On December 2nd, 2020, SovietLord and Noahsermoo1119 married. This marriage was due to several reasons, First was the fact that SovietLord is communist, and Noahsermoo1119 despises communism. The 2nd reason is SovietLord was saying homophobic things in global chat earlier in the day, and in an attempt to anger him. The wedding was organized on the spot and advertised in the chat at Arkansas. Nubians then came into Arkansas, in response Sovietlord set the nation spawn to private. The wedding soon turned into a battle between Nubia and Arkansas, but everyone left when Cubs_ showed up.

Marriage with Nbax

Noahsermoo1119's marriage with nbax was set up only to piss off nbax, as he was rude to Noahsermoo1119 in global chat. This one had no official wedding, just Nubia mentioning it in global. nbax would later join Nubia's vc, only to get server muted.

Marriage with Gorkymoo1119

This marriages only purpose was to mess with gorkymoo1119 and offend him. After awhile, Noahsermoo1119 just started saying that gorkymoo1119 was his "Irish German American Wife" which tilted him.

Marriage with Driifter

This marriage was made semi-seriously as both of them are good friends, and Noahser wanted to marry a woman, as all the people he had married previously were men. Unlike the previous marriages, Driifter recognized it, but like the last 2, there was no wedding, as Noahser finds unironic block game weddings cringe. This marriage only pushed the myth that Driifter and Noahser are in a relationship, which isn't true as they did it because they are close friends.

Books

Noahsermoo1119 has written several books and publications, most being erotica between members of Yemen. A list can be found below:

• Vlad x Oranges: made to annoy Raining Oranges and Vlad, written in March 2020.
• Lottie x Alex: made for the same reason as above, written in May 2020.
• Raining Oranges Rant: Made during the Ethiopian Revolution to attack Raining_Oranges, the leader of Yemen, for his failure to rule Nubia. It talks about how he has failed to run Yemen, him putting his friends in high positions of power, and him allegedly simping for Zovely, a resident of Yemen. He then posted it in the Yemen discord, which got him banned from it. Then, he converted it into a mp3 file and played it in the Yemen vc, which got the alt he used banned. Written in May 2020.
• Oranges x Zovely: made to annoy Raining_Oranges and Zovely, written in May 2020.
  

Friends

Close friends:

• Driifter
• Lopile
• Twomoo1119
• Meganmoo1119
• th0op
• Gorkymoo1119
• Iamkeg
• StarKiller1744

General friends:

• Thee Boss
• UsualMoo1119
• MapleVK
• Blackphoenix1011
• Twict
• Cadenstolethetoe
• Tafffy
• Pirate_Ron
• stiiiiick
• Sad_poo
• Yoda2301
• FonderLightning
• dsimon44_
• OSShaup